The Van Halen Oscars

[Women And Roth First]

Vote for one in each category!

Best Actor
-David Lee Roth In, "Fair Warning"
-Sammy Hagar In, "F.U.C.K."
-Gary Cherone In, "Van Halen III"

Best Supporting Actor
-Eddie Van Halen In, "Unchained"
-Steve Vai In, "Yankee Rose"
-Michael Anthony In, "Somebody Get Me A Doctor"
-Waldo In, "Hot For Teacher"

Best Picture
-Fair Warning
-5150
-Eat Em' And Smile
-Standing Hampton
-F.U.C.K.
-1984

Best Director
-Ted Templeman, "Fair Warning"
-Bruce Fairbairn, "Balance"
-Mick Jones & Van Halen, "5150"
-Ted Templeman, "1984"

Best Actress
-Valerie Bertinelli As, "The Melodramatic Wife"
-The Poundcake Girls In, "Poundcake"
-The California Girls In, "California Girls"

Best Screenplay
- 1996 Video Music Awards
- 1983 US Festival
- 1995 Eddie Van Halen at the airport




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Kool topic!!!

Best actor
Sammy Hagar, F.U.C.K.

Best Supporting Actor
Eddie, Unchained

Best Picture
1984

Best Director
Bruce Fairbairn, Balance (wow this guy was awesome in his Balance work, sorry Ted)

Best Actress
Poundcake Girls Video(oh this women are really hot in this video)

Best Screenplay
1983 us festival



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[Greg]

Best Actor
-Sammy Hagar In, "F.U.C.K."


Best Supporting Actor
-Michael Anthony In, "Somebody Get Me A Doctor"


Best Picture
-Fair Warning

Best Director
-Ted Templeman, "Fair Warning"


Best Actress
-The Poundcake Girls In, "Poundcake"


Best Screenplay
- 1983 US Festival

[YankeeRose]

Cool topic WARF!

Here's my picks....

Best Actor

-Sammy Hagar In, "F.U.C.K."


Best Supporting Actor

-Steve Vai In, "Yankee Rose"

Best Picture

-5150


Best Director

-Mick Jones & Van Halen, "5150"

Best Actress


-The Poundcake Girls In, "Poundcake"


Best Screenplay

- 1996 Video Music Awards



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To interject some humor:

Best Actor
-Gary Cherone In, "Van Halen III"

Gary's casting in this role came as a shock to the general media, but his portrayal of "spurned singer jumping into a role the fans would never let him fill" is awe inspiring indeed.

Best Supporting Actor
-Waldo In, "Hot For Teacher"

What would prove to be his last major film role, Waldo interjected class into the project that would have otherwise been lacking. It's a shame, however, the know one really knows what happened to Waldo.

Best Picture
-5150

The picture that proved straight jackets and round, metal prisons really do have good accustics.

Best Director
-Bruce Fairbairn, "Balance"

Bruce gets the shout out for actually pulling off a project that stands without needing a remake. We all know those "colorized" versions they bring out 20 years after the fact are just cash cows

Best Actress
-The Poundcake Girls In, "Poundcake"

Poundcake proved to be a boon to the instructional video market, filling the niche for people who wished to learn how to dismantle a dressing room with power tools.

Best Screenplay
- 1995 Eddie Van Halen at the airport

Another example of Van Halen's willingness to enter into the instructional video market, Edward's pet project, "What not to carry into an airport," has helped millions of passengers safely get in and out of the airport without being stopped by security.



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[Georgie]

BEST ACTOR: Sammy Hagar "FUCK"

BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR: Waldo "HFT"

BEST PICTURE: 5150

BEST DIRECTOR: Mick Jones

BEST ACTRESS: The Poundcake Girls "Poundcake"

BEST SCREENPLAY: US festival

[laner]

Best Actor
-David Lee Roth In, "Fair Warning"
obviously....

Best Supporting Actor
-Steve Vai In, "Yankee Rose"
the talking guitar is really cool (well, to me, )

Best Picture
-Fair Warning
um, obviously again.

Best Director
-Ted Templeman, "Fair Warning"

Best Actress
-The Poundcake Girls In, "Poundcake"
anyone with hormones should agree with me.

Best Screenplay
- 1983 US Festival
never saw eddie at the airport


cool topic warf!!


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