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    Truly hilarious, especially the Roth pitching South Park stuff at the end:

    "There will always be a Holyfield or a Tyson, but there's only one Mohammad Ali. There will always be a new body building champion, but there's only one Arnold. And there's only one David Lee. I'm the fun in Van Halen, always will be." - David Lee Roth

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hamnerhead View Post
    Truly hilarious, especially the Roth pitching South Park stuff at the end:

    Bill Hader is just a colossal talent, he can do all 3, Ed, Al and Dave!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Little Dreamer View Post
    Bill Hader is just a colossal talent, he can do all 3, Ed, Al and Dave!!!
    Right?! His EVH is especially good. "...And he was very disrespectful to Beck."
    "There will always be a Holyfield or a Tyson, but there's only one Mohammad Ali. There will always be a new body building champion, but there's only one Arnold. And there's only one David Lee. I'm the fun in Van Halen, always will be." - David Lee Roth

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    Whatever happened to Beck?


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    Love the imitations.
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    Really good Eddie. Since Hader does a good Pacino, you can hear that Dave and Pacino are kind of in the same range where you do a slight inflection and you can do either.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ziggysmalls View Post
    Really good Eddie. Since Hader does a good Pacino, you can hear that Dave and Pacino are kind of in the same range where you do a slight inflection and you can do either.
    His Edward sounds a bit like his Casey Kasem to me.

    "Keep your feet on the ground... and don't be disrespectful to Beck."

    "There will always be a Holyfield or a Tyson, but there's only one Mohammad Ali. There will always be a new body building champion, but there's only one Arnold. And there's only one David Lee. I'm the fun in Van Halen, always will be." - David Lee Roth

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    What's the matter, you got schoooool tomorrow???

    classic. Had to be a real line

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    Quote Originally Posted by DRFC View Post
    What's the matter, you got schoooool tomorrow???

    classic. Had to be a real line
    Henry Rollins has told the exact same story, so it's true. I think the only difference is that it was Dave's bodyguard, not Dave himself with the trench coat full of beer.
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    I also like that Hader wrapped it up by saying Roth “did not disappoint,” that he was actually “sweet,” and they all loved the guy. Nice antidote to all the stories of band members being dysfunctional, diva assholes. Like everyone else, these guys have both good and bad sides— heightened, of course, because of the attention and fame.

    But they’re just dudes. For all the Edward horror stories, there are just as many people who say he was a shy, sweet guy. Even Hagar gets both “narcissistic jerk” and “down-to-earth nice guy” in pretty much equal measure.
    "There will always be a Holyfield or a Tyson, but there's only one Mohammad Ali. There will always be a new body building champion, but there's only one Arnold. And there's only one David Lee. I'm the fun in Van Halen, always will be." - David Lee Roth

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    I was hoping Conan was going to ask him to do Sammy. First time I heard him do DLR. Needs some fine tuning but it was pretty spot on.

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    All of the stuff with Dave pitching the ideas to South Park had me in stitches

    "I don't want those guys involved in this" shouldn't be that funny a line, but it's absolutely hysterical, and almost certainly true.

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