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    This is a thread to post all about how Texas sucks.
    I'll contribute in the near future...
    "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants."

    “A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government.”

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    It's hot. And flat.

    Good BBQ though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Van Squalen View Post
    It's hot. And flat.

    Good BBQ though.
    The chics I know aren't flat...lol
    "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants."

    “A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government.”

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    Quote Originally Posted by evhintexas View Post
    The chics I know aren't flat...lol
    I do know some smokin’ Texas babes.

    But I don’t think you wanna run a Tx-Ca babe gauntlet. We’re gonna take that title for sure.

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    The state tree is the telephone pole.

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    Texas (A&M) Suxs.
    "I'm the opposite of Bill Cosby. Diamond Dave always gets your approval." (DLR)

    "Rawhide in "A"

    Tom Brady hates tomatoes

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    Never explored TX just around DFW airport. Some great Crappie fishing in their lakes.

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    Don't mess with Texas.

    Texas does not suck - just the Cowboys! (and for now those trashcan bangin' Astros - go bang some stews instead like the rest of the league, you nits!)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr5115 View Post
    The state tree is the telephone pole.
    This is fucking hilarious
    "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants."

    “A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government.”

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    I love Texas. There are some crappy parts, but you can say that about any state.

    San Antonio is a jewel, so is Austin and Fort Worth. The food is great, it's warm, the people are nice, and the women are hot. 'Nuff said.
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    Only been to Austin over a weekend, but it was fuckin' fun.

    The Lost Well is the best heavy metal bar anywhere & the BBQ made me not want to come home.

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    I spent a week in Houston. I enjoyed it a lot, the people are very friendly. Houston was a lot more tropical than I expected. I kept hearing about the heat and humidity, when I was there it was cold.

    I think it would be a nice place to live.
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    Quote Originally Posted by evhintexas View Post
    This is fucking hilarious
    Yeah, I grew up in Arlington, so it's all in fun. I do miss some things about the Lone Star state. Traffic is not one of them.

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    Dallas sucked. San Antonio was awesome.

    The fucking humidity in Dallas was the worst I've experienced. I don't know how people live there. I've never had sweat pour from the front of my knees until going there.

    And the Cowboys just top it off.
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    I always wanted to visit Arlen Texas, and hang with Hank and the boys...

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