Bad Movie Synopsis

[ziggysmalls]

Saw this on another board I go to and with all the division here on singers, politics, Star Wars, etc maybe it would be good for here?

Write a synopsis for a great movie that makes its sound terrible. For example.

Teenager moves to California where he immediately steals another boys girlfriend. Then he embarrasses the same boy at a Halloween dance. Then with the help of the apartment maintenance man, proceeds to beat up this boy in front of a cheering crowd.

[TheresOnlyOneWay]

Saw this on another board I go to and with all the division here on singers, politics, Star Wars, etc maybe it would be good for here?

Write a synopsis for a great movie that makes its sound terrible. For example.

Teenager moves to California where he immediately steals another boys girlfriend. Then he embarrasses the same boy at a Halloween dance. Then with the help of the apartment maintenance man, proceeds to beat up this boy in front of a cheering crowd.

Dammit, you got me thinking now...

[Daisy Hill]

After engaging in a long distance romantic correspondence with an 8 year old, a woman leaves her fiancé. She first stalks the 8 year old and his father at a beach and then arranges to meet her pen pal for a romantic rendezvous at the top of the Empire State Building.

[Simon Ribeiro]

Saw this on another board I go to and with all the division here on singers, politics, Star Wars, etc maybe it would be good for here?

Write a synopsis for a great movie that makes its sound terrible. For example.

Teenager moves to California where he immediately steals another boys girlfriend. Then he embarrasses the same boy at a Halloween dance. Then with the help of the apartment maintenance man, proceeds to beat up this boy in front of a cheering crowd.

The 1st Karate Kid?

[Simon Ribeiro]

After engaging in a long distance romantic correspondence with an 8 year old, a woman leaves her fiancé. She first stalks the 8 year old and his father at a beach and then arranges to meet her pen pal for a romantic rendezvous at the top of the Empire State Building.

Sleepless in Seattle? Hanks & Ryan?

[rchop84]

The 1st Karate Kid?

That's what I thought..it's been so long since I've seen it though, don't remember the details.
This topic takes up to much brain matter.lol

[I Coulda Hada VH]

Boy meets girl. Boy falls for girl. Boy loses girl. Boy gets girl back.

[TheresOnlyOneWay]

Boy meets girl. Boy falls for girl. Boy loses girl. Boy gets girl back.

Human Centipede?

[I Coulda Hada VH]

Human Centipede?

I was thinking almost every romantic comedy ever made.

[Daisy Hill]

Our protagonist, expecting a wonderful summer at a quaint coastal tourist town, is instead hounded by the entire village. Three men in particular put a bounty on his head and pursue him relentlessly, taking extreme measures to kill him, even to the point of losing the gang leaders life until ultimately the two surviving assassins kill him by blowing him up. All because he stole a meal at the beach.

[I Coulda Hada VH]

Our protagonist, expecting a wonderful summer at a quaint coastal tourist town, is instead hounded by the entire village. Three men in particular put a bounty on his head and pursue him relentlessly, taking extreme measures to kill him, even to the point of losing the gang leaders life until ultimately the two surviving assassins kill him by blowing him up. All because he stole a meal at the beach.

Jaws.

[I Coulda Hada VH]

How did they know that the one girl from Jaws had dandruff?

[Daisy Hill]

How did they know that the one girl from Jaws had dandruff?

There's a Head and Shoulders joke in there somewhere, right?

[I Coulda Hada VH]

A pre-pubescent boy who is embarrassed by his lack of stature suddenly finds himself about 20 years in the future and surrounded by toys, including an attractive 30 something girlfriend. He gives it all up because he misses his mom and best friend.

[I Coulda Hada VH]

There's a Head and Shoulders joke in there somewhere, right?

Yes. They found her Head and Shoulders on the beach.