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12.30.19, 11:40 AM #1
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DLR with a new way to (almost) be a homewrecker
https://www.washingtonpost.com/lifes...g-big-mistake/
Stumbled onto this on Twitter today, and it's tangentially VH related...
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12.30.19, 11:44 AM
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"It's so lonely at the top because it's so crowded at the bottom" - Diamond David Lee Roth
"The truth sounds like hate to those who hate the truth" - Todd Wagner
"Women and Children First ... The REAL Van Halen III"
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12.30.19, 11:46 AM
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"It's so lonely at the top because it's so crowded at the bottom" - Diamond David Lee Roth
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12.30.19, 11:51 AM
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Quick summary for those that have hit their WaPo free article limit for the month?
If I don't respond to you it means I have you on ignore, which means you are a douchenozzle.
Emperor Brett - "I can't believe you guys are analyzing song-by-song Van Halen III? What next, analyzing the script of Stroker Ace looking for some shred of Citizen Kane?"
David Lee Roth did the impossible. He made Van Halen better. Deal with it!
A man's rights rests in three boxes: the ballot box, the jury box, and the cartridge box
Hurricane Halen - Let's all gingery touch our sword tips!!!
12.30.19, 11:57 AM
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Rundown is:
Couple from Tennessee married very quickly after meeting and eloped to NY in the mid 90s against the wishes of basically both their friends and family.
Once they moved to NY, they started getting all of these phone calls from women looking for "David." David happened to be the husband's name.
Wife was getting concerned with all of these suspicious calls and questioning her decision to get married...wondering if everyone else was right.
One day, a man called asking for "David" and this happened:
To sum up, right before these people moved to NY, DLR had changed his number. This couple got his old number and he apparently was still giving it to chicks he was trying to let off easy.Finally, a man called.
“Sorry, he’s at work,” I said.
“All work should go through me,” he spat. I wasn’t sure how law firms allocated cases, but apparently David was doing it wrong. I began to take a message.
“Who are you?” I asked.
“I’ve known David for years,” he shot back. “The real question is: Who are you?”
He had a point. I was the new addition. I wanted love so badly that I ignored any inconvenient details — like barely knowing the man I married.
“I’m his wife.” The new label felt heavy in my mouth.
Silence for a beat. Then two.
“Why didn’t he tell me about you?” he exploded.
“It was spontaneous,” I said, before launching into a defense of getting married quickly, but with less enthusiasm than I would have before the calls started.
“I’ll be right over,” he said. “Don’t talk to anyone. We have to fix this.”
“I am not a problem to be fixed!”
“Are you —” he paused, then lowered his voice. “Pregnant? Expecting a little David Lee? A kid will really hurt our comeback.”
“Lee?” I asked. “My husband’s middle name is Austin. What comeback?”
“I know my own client’s middle name.”
“Client?” I asked. “I’m talking about David French, the attorney.”
“I’m talking about David Lee Roth, the singer.”
Couple lived happily ever after and are still together.
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I'd be shocked if he cancelled his tour to play his music to play 40 year old vh songs
Alex tried to put together a...