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    These are some of my best f**k ups, back from when I first became a VH fan...
    1. "Ain't got no love, no love you korea."
    2. "Bitches on the silver screen..."
    3. "Where'd ya get that shirt? Oh, Paris?"
    4. "I see a lotta people looking for a moot beat."
    5. "Marge, you're breakin' my heart"

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    LOL..nice one !


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    Never could figure out alot of the lyrics to Everybody wants some. I thought he was sayin " . . Lookin' for a movie" Dave never put his lyrics down on the liner notes til after the split and I think that was part of his deal, to be vague or mysterious on the words. He once said something along the lines that he didn't want anyone putting too much thought into his lyrics, just enjoy them.
    "I'm the opposite of Bill Cosby. Diamond Dave always gets your approval." (DLR)

    "Rawhide in "A"

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    there's a part of top of the world i still can't work out, although it does sound like:

    "i wanna stick my d**k in that fine piece of real estate!"

    what does sammy sing there??

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    Originally posted by Bammo:
    there's a part of top of the world i still can't work out, although it does sound like:

    "i wanna stick my d**k in that fine piece of real estate!"

    what does sammy sing there??
    "I just wanna sink my teeth in that fine piece of real estate."
    "It's so damn hot... milk was a bad choice." --Ron Burgundy, Anchorman

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    "I had a loose lady, on a bayou disease"
    "Ain't talkin' 'bout love! My lady's riding with a hoe!"
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    "Why do you juxta-feel?!?"
    "Wide up in an up kind of way"
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    Originally posted by Dan Halen:
    </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Bammo:
    there's a part of top of the world i still can't work out, although it does sound like:

    "i wanna stick my d**k in that fine piece of real estate!"

    what does sammy sing there??
    " I just wanna sink my teeth in that fine piece of real estate." </font>[/QUOTE]thanks, that does seem better than what i thought it was [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img]

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    I don't care what the official VH website says, I still swear David Lee Roth says "Ah can't you see me standin here I got my back against the wreckin machine", no matter how many times i hear the song or watch the video. Am I the only one?

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    Originally posted by BigBadBill:
    I don't care what the official VH website says, I still swear David Lee Roth says "Ah can't you see me standin here I got my back against the wreckin machine", no matter how many times i hear the song or watch the video. Am I the only one?
    EXACTLY!!!!!!!!!!
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    I've seen a lot of people that are looking for a moonbeam is what its supposed to be. Somefuckinghow, it came out like my tag though.
    sheepa latta peepah dabba looka foh a moopy

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    Originally posted by Dan Halen:
    </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Bammo:
    there's a part of top of the world i still can't work out, although it does sound like:

    "i wanna stick my d**k in that fine piece of real estate!"

    what does sammy sing there??
    "I just wanna sink my teeth in that fine piece of real estate."</font>[/QUOTE]I thought it said:

    "I just wanna sink my teeth in, I find it's a real mistake."

    Maybe I'm wrong.....happens every now and then.

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    Originally posted by JWS_5150:
    "I had a loose lady, on a bayou disease"
    "Ain't talkin' 'bout love! My lady's riding with a hoe!"
    --Ain't Talkin' Bout' Love
    I thought it was: "I heard the news lady, I wanna buy your disease!" I was like, WTF?

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    Originally posted by BigBadBill:
    I don't care what the official VH website says, I still swear David Lee Roth says "Ah can't you see me standin here I got my back against the wreckin machine", no matter how many times i hear the song or watch the video. Am I the only one?
    Nope, me too.....;Glad someone else heard this.

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    Originally posted by BigBadBill:
    I don't care what the official VH website says, I still swear David Lee Roth says "Ah can't you see me standin here I got my back against the wreckin machine", no matter how many times i hear the song or watch the video. Am I the only one?
    If it was posted at $tark$World, it's got a good chance of being bullshit

    But I do happen to agree with your interpretation of the lyrics.

    In any case, it is certainly NOT "Got my ASS against the record machine"!
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