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08.21.00, 10:17 PM #1
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First and Foremost... this is not a personal attack against the greatest rock band of all time!
It's just poking a little fun at worst lyricist in America Sammy Hagar!
Let the games begin!!!
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08.21.00, 10:22 PM #2
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Achievements:
That's not really necessary is it?
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OU812 "Feels So Good"
Yesterday, I saw Alexs' Behind
Straight ahead in front of me,
You never really know
If Ed will suck or blow,
But Yesterday, I was a dork
Suddenly you popped my cork,
I never really knew
That Gary was half Jew,
I'll fuck Michael with a bottle (I'll send the message)
N'Trust in the mercy of the sea
(oooh oooh oooh)
Saggin Pecker (oooh oooh oooh) Oh Yeah
(oooh oooh oooh)
Waiting for Gary to give me H.I.V.
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08.21.00, 10:24 PM #4
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Ah... another "Slam Sammy's Lyrics" thread. LOL.
(Which will NO DOUBT beget an opposing "Slam Dave's Lyrics" thread.)
I'm just guessing out loud that this will be moved to the "Opinions/Speculations Forum."
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Hey, start one up for Dave too!!
I'm open minded.... I'm so fucking bored right now, anything will make me laugh!
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<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Women And Roth First:
Hey, start one up for Dave too!!
I'm open minded.... I'm so fucking bored right now, anything will make me laugh.
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Good point bro'. I hear that.
Word, Warf.
(That sounded funny.)
I've seen you over at the army.
Welcome to VHLinks, my man.
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<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Women And Roth First:
Hey, start one up for Dave too!!
I'm open minded.... I'm so fucking bored right now, anything will make me laugh.
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Good point bro'. I hear that.
Word, Warf.
(That sounded funny.)
I've seen you over at the army.
Welcome to VHLinks, my man.
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Balance- Don't Tell Me
It's Ok, I'll be fucking gay if I choose
I can drop the soap, there's a choice
It's my destiny, in my ass
Yeah, It's K-Y jelly
I can masturbate
Wouldn't that be great, in the streets
Score me some pimps
I can hump, get clients' on the phone
Be a customer, just like Gary Cherone
(And I,I,I,I,I) Don't wanna hear what drugs can do
(No, I,I,I,I,I) Ain't gonna tell ya what time to spew!
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08.21.00, 10:49 PM #9
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Cool DIF...
Thanks for the welcome, I'm glad you got a sense of humor dude!
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Ok...guess where this is going?
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