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    What do you think are some of their worst songs lyric wise?

    For me:

    with Dave
    None that stand out as being bad

    with Sammy
    Source of Infection
    Sucker in a 3 Piece
    Spanked
    Man on a Mission
    Amsterdam
    IAT
    UFB

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    How Many Say I
    Fire in the Hole
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    This should go over well.
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    Quote Originally Posted by onefootoutthedoor View Post



    This should go over well.
    Probably did open a can of worms but I hope that this one can maybe shed some views on some of the Van Halen catelog that some of us may have never really thought about.
    I do expect it to become a Dave vs. Sam battle but hoping that it won't. The entire Van halen catelog is in play here.

    Maybe another way to do one of these little things would be to have one that asks what are the band's worst songs musically?

    Actually lets make it a thread about that as well.
    'Old Van Halen, when I was in it-classic Van Halen-makes you wanna drink, dance and screw, right? And the new Van Halen encourages you to drink milk, drive a Nissan and have a relationship.' - David Lee Roth.

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    How Many Say I, is the worst!!

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    Yeah, just search lyrics in Main and I am sure this debate has been in there maybe a million times.

    None of them are poet laureate, and it wouldn't fit VH if they were.
    If I don't respond to you it means I have you on ignore, which means you are a douchenozzle.

    Emperor Brett - "I can't believe you guys are analyzing song-by-song Van Halen III? What next, analyzing the script of Stroker Ace looking for some shred of Citizen Kane?"

    David Lee Roth did the impossible. He made Van Halen better. Deal with it!

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    Hoping it doesn't became a Sam vs. Dave thread?

    Dude, you have been a member here NINE years, what doesn't turn into a Sam vs. Dave thread?

    The thread could be Val's waxing regimen and it would get to Sam vs. Dave eventually!
    If I don't respond to you it means I have you on ignore, which means you are a douchenozzle.

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    David Lee Roth did the impossible. He made Van Halen better. Deal with it!

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    Quote Originally Posted by onefootoutthedoor View Post
    Hmm.. I'll go with:

    ...and...
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    I will play....

    How Many Say I is the worst song however Source of Infection has the worst lyrics in the history of rock and roll.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ziggysmalls View Post
    I will play....

    How Many Say I is the worst song however Source of Infection has the worst lyrics in the history of rock and roll.
    http://www.song68.com

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    One Foot Out The Door
    Sunday Afternoon in the Park
    Tora Tora
    Loss of Control
    Big Bad Bill
    House of Pain
    Inside
    Get Up
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    Big Fat Money
    Strung Out
    Doin' Time
    Baluchitherium
    Neworld
    Primary
    Ballot or the Bullet
    How Many Say I
    Up For Breakfast
    Learning To See
    One noticeable difference between Judas Priest and Metallica...
    ...Judas Priest only has one gay guy in the band.

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    Ummm...some of your examples are cover tunes and others are instrumentals.
    If I don't respond to you it means I have you on ignore, which means you are a douchenozzle.

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    Big Bad Bill? House of Pain? Get Up? AFU? BALUCHITHERIUM!?

    Come now, these are good ones
    In and out. I didn't even make that pun on purpose.

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