Howdy Boys!!!! I just caught me whopper!!

**Rosco P. Coltrane** · 11.07.00, 02:57 PM

That's right! You see the lights flashin' in your eyes! Good ole' Rosco has had to go across borders in hot pursuit!
And I wouldn't come here empty handed now would I???
I posted this early this morning(the best time to go out and issue warrents)at the official site, but they got some dipstick over there stickin' me in the frozen food section!
Can't go into much detail right now other than to say that my patrol cars are in route to THIS location!

http://www.2gwda.com/

why????
Because I got to thinkin' about who I was gonna bring in first, and it seems to me that TK has been a thorn in everybody's side the past year!
so guess what TK??? I'm flushin' ya out of the thickets like the little skunk ya are!

And I'm gonna make a cap out of your hide!!

As you guys say around here---The internet has been given Fair Warning

Patrol cars are in route !!!!!!!

it sure is fun being the law!

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I'll get them Van Halen boys!! aguugugugguguuugugug

**Glenn** · 11.07.00, 03:21 PM

Rosco in da house. Now the clock is really ticking.

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**YankeeRose** · 11.07.00, 03:22 PM

LOL! Rosco go get that TK boy!

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**Georgie** · 11.07.00, 03:27 PM

"Just some good old boys...never meaning no harm...."

**Rosco P. Coltrane** · 11.07.00, 03:30 PM

it's tickin' faster than a chicken playin' tic tac toe!!
Now wait until I bring that ole TK out of the shed.....!
Are ya sweatin' yet TK??
You didn't think that ole Rosco was just some novelty around here like Spock or JJ did ya??
Hear that sound? That's the sound of 3,000 Van Halen fans coming down the street with some tar and feathers.
just wait till I pull the hood off him!

oh yeah,
don't forget to vote today!

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I'll get them Van Halen boys!!
agoocoocoocoocoogoocoocoo

**Glenn** · 11.07.00, 03:33 PM

If all goes well, maybe Van Halen can do a pay per view from the Boar's Nest.

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**Steely** · 11.07.00, 04:18 PM

LOL!
Roscoe, while you're at it chasing down TK...would you mind clueing us here in on the where-abouts of miss Daisy Duke?!

**Rosco P. Coltrane** · 11.07.00, 04:37 PM

where else do ya think she would be?

in the back of my patrol car!

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I'll get them Van Halen boys!!
agoocoocoocoocoogoocoocoo

**Nature Boy** · 11.07.00, 05:00 PM

I think i've got that Dukes of Hazzard card!!! Where's Flash? i'm in vet school, so if Flash needs any veterinary services, don't hesitate to call. F' them Duke boys!!!!

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**Spock** · 11.07.00, 05:02 PM

Mr. Roscoe P. Coltrane, I assure you that I am not, in fact, "a novelty". I am a Vulcan and a Starfleet officer and an abassador of Reunification of classic Van Halen.

It was on behalf of my efforts to promote unity between the renegade hitch1969 and users of this forum that brought you the "lost weekend" commercial, downloadable at www.dlrarmy.com

I respect your "pursuit" of the Keepers and the secrets they keep, as it logically serves the reunification effort.

Live long, and prosper.

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**Mikey Metalhead** · 11.07.00, 05:53 PM

the links is gettin fuckin weird

**seriousjuju** · 11.07.00, 05:54 PM

get em rosco.
good to see ya here at the links.

**strungout** · 11.07.00, 05:55 PM

You said it man.

I think this lack of Van Halen is like a lack of oxygen...

some people are starting to hallucinate.

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