Given the chance, what 5 questions would you ask Dave

[dropdeadlegs]

I got the idea for this thread from the thread about why DJ's didn't ask Dave about the 3 songs.

So gang, if you had the opportunity to ask Dave 5 questions, what would they be. I thought I'd make this hard, because we all know there'd be so much to ask him.

[WARHEAD]

1. Dave, could you tell me the names of the 3 songs you and VH worked on last year, and tell us a little about each song?

2. Dave, the original VH sound was a half-step drop tuning, and in the later years, why have you at times played songs in standard tuning?

3. Dave, would a VH reunion be about the music or the money to you? Would you do it for an equal share, 25%?

4. Dave, did you ever post at the Slawterhouse under the name "I am Huck Finn" or at the links under the name "a fan"?
Note: I would only ask this because on one of the last nights the place was up, I posted under the name the Waiter,as in we are all waiting, and this dude acting as if he were Dave, starts posting under the name "I am Huck Finn", I think he mispelled it at the time. Anyway, it was 3 or 4 in the morning, the guy talked just like Dave, answered some questions only a die-hard DLR fan would know, and then asked me some questions that stumped me about Big Ed's code name on the 1984 tour and another about what medical condition Dave had gone through. No one ever fessed up to being "I am Huck Finn" and there wasn't exactly a strong following of believers at the Army when I posted about it there.

5. Dave, sorry, but a two parter, did you get those two twin sisters you talk about in CFTH to do the nasty together, and could you spare a brother a Vicodin?

[Glenn]

1. What the fuck were you thinking???

2. As a Canadian, should I feel guilty about eating (and enjoying) New England Clam Chowder???

3. Truthfully, did your starring role in 1985's Back to the Future lead to your exit from Van Halen???

4. What did FORD get you for Valentine's Day??? j/k there FORD, take it easy!!!

5. Are you aware that you recorded albums AFTER 1986???

[Nelah Navde]

1. Dave, would you please answer these next couple of questions like it was your Dad asking them?

2.What do you think are the main reasons why you and Eddie Van Halen have a hard time getting along?

3. What would Eddie and Alex Van Halen have to do to get you back in the studio recording with them?

4. Could you stop excessively using drugs and alcohol if asked?

5. Would 25%(what the band and management nets)of stage (ticket sales, beverages, parking, etc..), merchandising, and album net sales suffice for compensation towards a reunion of you and Van Halen?

[billy007]

1. What the f**k?

2. What happened to your voice? Your DLR Band album has some good songs, but a lot of places where you're trying to do something with your voice that ain't workin'.

3. What in God's name possessed you to do a cover/rewrite of a Lords of Acid tune? That's not the musical direction you need to be heading! Here, listen to this song I have called "Tell The Truth" - I think you'll recognize the artist - it's a sound I think could work for you.

4. Ever think about leaving New York City, going back to L.A. and hanging out at the beach for awhile and getting that vibe back in your system/

5. What the f**k?

[Raldo]

1.) Why aren't you recording with Van Halen right now?

I don't think I need to ask anything else.

[PANAMA RED]

1. What kind of crack are you smoking, because I don't think I want any?

2. When did you officially lose your voice?

3. When is the last time you talked to Eddie?

4. When is the last time you talked to Alex?

5. When is the last time you talked to Mike?

[dj88]

1) Is there or was there an offer on the table to you from Eddie to reunite Van Halen?

2) What was the offer?

3) Is that offer still on the table?

4) If you are not going to reunite with Van Halen are you planning on getting the EEAS band back together?

5) Why was Bart fired or why did he leave the band if he was not fired?

[paradiddle]

Who are you listening to lately, and good bands?

Wanna go deep sea fishing?

Wanna beer?

I got some Boulder Chronic, want some?

You wanna go to a CD store and pick some shit out? [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img]

[Mean_Street]

1. Do you like video games?

2. What is your favorite Heavy/speed metal band?

3. Who do you like most from "Van Halen"?

4. Who do you keep in touch with the most from Van Halen?

5. Have you met sammy hagar?

[cloudieskie]

1) wanna hang out?

2) dude, chicks come to me all the time lookin for guys. Can i be coordinator of the girls you're gonna fuck? Don't need to pay me much.

3) Can we put on "I ain't got nobody" and just dance and be wacked after a couple of beers?

4) Can you tell my mom that we're going out? I'd love to see the look on her face.

5) Is it true that if any woman wants you all she had to do is ask? If so, my friend Cindy would love to meet you.

[DLR'sCock]

Dave, let me buy you drink. What's your poison?

Dave, I'm throwing some coin in the jukebox, whadaya feel like listening to?

Wanna shoot a round or two of pool dude??

Dude, that chick is checking you out man, I'll be your wing man, besides, her friend is hot, you game???

Dave bro wanna smoke some of this fime Humbolt County herb, bro???? fffffff ffffffff cough cough...it's damn good, fffffffff here you go bro...

[paradiddle]

:alaHomer: mmmmmmmmm, Humbolt County... [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img]