VH Marketing Ideas

[SgtSchultz]

M und Ms mit no brown ones

New t-shirt "Mein Favorite Dutch Mad Artists......Edward Van Halen und Vincent Van Gogh" - mit pictures

Van Halen yard ornamentation - all figures permanent except interchangeable lead singer

Designer Kleenex Boxes, for frequent weeping

Van Halen beer, called "Sippen der Dutch Suds"
Van Halen non-alchoholic "beer" , called "Sippen der Dud Suds"

Any other ideas from der Van Heln Wehrmacht?

Roth mit der Van Halen again?? I know nothing!!

[Brett]

Ah Sgt Schultz. [img]smile.gif[/img] Been wondering if you'd make an appearance over here.

[Glenn]

"Favorite VH Song-Somebody Get Me a Panzer"

LMAO

[SgtSchultz]

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr> "Favorite VH Song-Somebody Get Me a Panzer"
LMAO <hr></blockquote>

Ja!! Und other Von Halenstein Oktoberfest favorite drinking polkas...........

Running Mit der Churchill
You Really Gott im Himmel!
Stalin's Cryin'
Atomic Potato Masher
Waltz the Night Away
Outta MG42 Ammunition Again
Light Up The Sky mit Flak
Everybody Wants Some Seudetenland!!
Bolschevic Fools
Take Your Schnapps Home
Stukas Swing!
Push Comes to Blitzkrieg
Sunday Afternoon in des Champs-Élysées
Big Bad Hitler is Sweet Herr Shickelgruber Now
And the Reischtag Will Rock...
Rommel’s Delight
In A Simple March
Little Accordians
Liebeschen Gone Bad

Der Dutch Electric Glockenspeil Marching Troupe mit der Golden-locken vocalist?? I know nothing!!

[Betty Boop]

All they need to do is:
1. Get VH-1 (good product pairing, name-wise) on their side (shouldn't be hard)and do another "Lost weekend"-esque contest.
2. Promise to drop one million $1 bills on their audiences during all the new tour stops--or one million scratch tickets, they can choose between the two
3. Market some high fashion clothes printed with the red & black & white Frankenstrat design (excuse me, miss? Do you have this in a tight spandex tube dress? Size too small?)
4. Get on the cover of Vanity Fair/Spin/Reformed Judaism/Unplanned Parenthood Monthly
5. Let me interview them
6. Play an unannounced gig at a club in any of the A or B markets, maybe billed as Red Ball Jets or Rat Salade, etc
7. go on tour and see what happens