Chapter 3 of the Van Halen saga

[Eddymon]

**2 days later at 5150**

AVH: "You know what guys, my neck feels great today, lets jam some of the new songs and work on a set list."
EVH: "Are you sure?"
AVH: "Oh yeah, just can you hand me my neck brace."
DLR: "I have a few ideas for the set list."
EVH: "Lets hear it Dave"
DLR: "Jamie's Cryin', I'm the One, Dance the Night Away, Unchained & Me Wise Magic."
EVH: "I like those choices."
MA: "I have some ideas to Eddie."
EVH: "Thats nice, how about you Alex?"
AVH: "I would like to play, Panama, Really Got Me, Light Up The Sky, Little guitars, and Jump.
EVH: "And I want to play Everybody Wants Some, Romeos Delight, Mean Street, So This is Love, Somebody Get me a Doctor, and Little Dreamer.
AVH: "Do you feel up to those songs Dave?"
DLR: "You bet your cervical collar I am."
EVH: "All righty then, that gives us 15 older songs plus the 8 or so new songs and the solos for our live show. Sorry Mike, we have enough songs to play now. Maybe on the next tour we will use your ideas."
MA: (says to himself)"yeah right, there won't be a next tour with Dave & I."

**Ed rips into the intro for "Little Dreamer"**

DLR: "Hold on Ed, I have to take another dump."
EVH: "Jesus Dave! You just shit about an hour ago!"
DLR: (running into the bathroom) "I know, I had burritos again last night from the convenience store TACO BELL."
EVH: "Hurry up, I have to pick Wolfie up at school in 45 minutes and take him to ballet practice."
AVH: "Ballet practice?"
EVH: "Yeah, Val wants him to broaden his horizon and signed him up for ballet."
MA: "I think ballet isn't all that bad for him."
EVH: "When I want your opinion Mike I will give it to you or you will see it in a GOLF magazine."
MA: "Sorry [img]graemlins/cry.gif[/img] "

**The toilet flushes for the 5th time and Dave comes back into the room**

DLR: "I'm ready now guys, lets rock."
EVH: "It fucking reeks in here now! Did you spray the air freshener?"
DLR: "Whats that?"
EVH: "That spray can that says Lysol."
DLR: "I read that after I was with Della Reese and it said "disinfectant" on it so I sprayed the whole container on my dick."
EVH: "what a dumb ass."

They rehearse 6 songs then Ed leaves to get Wolfie........

Stay tuned......

[Raldo]

Keep up the good work, Eddymon. The Della Resse/DLR stuff is hysterical!

[Dan Halen]

Funny stuff, Eddymon. [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img]

[MaynardRXA]

[sinner's swing]

i don't know guys, could it be that eddymon really IS an insider? It sounds pretty realistic. Have you been stringing us along this whole time dude? hilarious shit. you should right a book or put this all together as a short story when your done

[laner]

laughing at the ballet part.