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    Sass Jordan auditioned for the lead singer position in Van Halen.

    Her band is very talented and appear to being having the time of their lives.

    Jordan is a magnetic performer who pulls the audience into a hypnotic trance from the moment she hits the stage. When she appears there is no other woman in the room. She is a candle of energy, a flame that whisps and turns but doesn't ever burn away. She is a graceful lioness. She has amazing vocal chops and you get the feeling that if she chose to she could give Britney a run for her money.

    Sass Jordan is a shining star.

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    Is Sass Jordan still around? I haven't heard anything from her in a long time....



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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by theodore templeman:
    Sass Jordan auditioned for the lead singer position in Van Halen<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    She did, huh? So, where's your proof Ted?
    Oh, I keep forgetting; your Ted, you don't need to show proof that the above statement is true.

    Ted, Ted, Ted ( shaking my head in disgust), why must you start such moronic posts. This one isn't even that clever and that, my friend, is truely disappointing coming from a bullshit master such as yourself.

    Plus, shouldn't you have posted this in the Rumor Mill? I know, I know, you don't have to follow the rules like the rest of us. You're special. A special kind of dumbass that is. Go in peace Ted.



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    Um......ouch VG. Actually, Sass WAS considered for the gig at one point.

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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Van Gully:
    She did, huh? So, where's your proof Ted?
    Oh, I keep forgetting; your Ted, you don't need to show proof that the above statement is true.

    Ted, Ted, Ted ( shaking my head in disgust), why must you start such moronic posts. This one isn't even that clever and that, my friend, is truely disappointing coming from a bullshit master such as yourself.

    Plus, shouldn't you have posted this in the Rumor Mill? I know, I know, you don't have to follow the rules like the rest of us. You're special. A special kind of dumbass that is. Go in peace Ted.
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Too late, you're quoted!

    You might wanna read this here article:
    http://wallofsound.go.com/archive/ne...ries/3258.html

    Cheers!

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    Sass Jordan is a major trend follower. First she was pop when she started (listen to So Hard), then her album in 1992 had a total Black Crowes sound on a couple of songs, then her 1994 album had a grunge sound on some of the songs. Follower.

    To her credit though, she said herself that she would have killed Van Halen, so she turned them down.

    God help me for taking this thread seriously.

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    Read it for yourself VG.
    http://www.vhlinks.com/pages/intervi...wos071698.html

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    DOH!

    You beat me to it Burning Tires.

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    "As a matter of fact, we're even gonna dedicate this next song....To all those people....Who make baggies."
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    Just for the record, I'm not dissing Van Gully! Just trying to be edu-ma-cational...

    VG's probably just like the rest of us, so fed up with all the bullshit rumors that it's hard to believe anything about VH anymore!

    Cheers!

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    This is truely disheartening. I apologize Ted. I should have not jumped your shit so quickly. I'm just so use to 99% of your posts being bullshit that I assumed that this one was also.

    But to my defense in the interview she even said that they did not asked her to join or audition. They just got together to jam and have fun. At the beginning of the article it even stated that Ed denied asking her to join. Am I reaching here? Does it sound like I'm trying to rationalize the way I acted?

    Again, I'm sorry Ted. 'Til we meet again on the battlefield Mr. Templeman.

    Sorry Ted, can you ever forgive me.

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    ...you might say that VG is a "model citizen w/ zero discipline"?



    BTW, it did sound like kind of a quasi-audition....

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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Burning Tires:
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    [/B]<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>LMAO

    "The details of my life are inconsequential".



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    I like Sass Jordan! I don't want her to sing for VH though.

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