Van Halen on ESPN.com

[I Coulda Hada VH]

Clink on this link and scroll down about 75% of the page.

http://msn.espn.go.com/page2/s/bona/030213.html

[Eddymon]

Chalk up another site that talks more Van Halen than www.van-halen.com

Here is what was said:

David Lee Roth, Sammy Hagar, Gary Cherone -- Van Halen
Memo to aspiring rock singers: If Eddie Van Halen leaves a message on your voicemail gushing about your pipes ... don't call him back.

Its sad, but true. But if Eddie called me to sing I would still say yes even though I know that I would be replaced by an inferior singer like DLR in time. [img]tongue.gif[/img] [img]tongue.gif[/img]

[gravedigger]

JOHN LENNON: Paul, we need to get rid of Pete. He's horrible.

PAUL MCCARTNEY: OK, but we'll need to find a new drummer. Any ideas?

JOHN: I saw this guy playing on buckets outside the studio. His name's Ringo. He's pretty bad.

PAUL: Let's give him the job. What do you think, George?

GEORGE HARRISON: (Silence.)

JOHN: Perfect. Ringo it is!


now THAT is funny