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    An excerpt from the VH "How to Fuck The Fans" Manual:

    IF YOU ARE VH, WHAT SHOULD YOU DO IF:

    A fan who is confirmed to have met Mike Anthony reports that Mike told him about the long-awaited DLR reunion.

    A) Come clean and admit to the conversation - but exlain why it cannot be confirmed at this time
    B) Confirm the long-awaited reunion creating a buzz around Dave's "last" solo show that would carry the band into the future.
    C) Deny the conversation and imply that the loyal VH fan is a liar. Say nothing of any real substance confirming or denying the reunion.

    ANSWER: (C). Never treat your fans with respect. Call them liars. Who cares if by buying your albums, t-shirts, concert tickets, etc., the fans have made you a rich man who is financially able to sit on your ass eating IN-N-OUT Burgers until your cholesterol tops 300 for the last 2 years.

    After all, remember the VH motto: "Fuck the fans"

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    Well said! [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img]

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    [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img] Well said. VH doesn't give a shit for the fans. The last 2 years have proved that beyond a reasonable doubt.

    If I ever see EVH on TV again (which right now is very doubtful) and he says "its for the fans". I will jump thru the TV and punch him right in the nose.

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    At this point I would love to punch him in the nose anyway! [img]graemlins/devil.gif[/img]

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    <blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Fullbugged#1:
    At this point I would love to punch him in the nose anyway! [img]graemlins/devil.gif[/img] <hr></blockquote>

    Fuck you faggot!!!



    Just kidding.

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    Phoenix, dont get me started...

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    $tark$ and the Lying Dutchmen are currently experiencing the karmic result of their long standing policy of lies, denial, and cenorship. This time even the sheep are pissed.
    Eat Us And Smile

    Welcome back, Van HALEN!!!!

    ...It's the BAND and Dave is really the cat that can front VH. He sang his ASS off and was really cool. No cheese here guys, this is filet Mignon! - Steve Lukather's comment after witnessing a Van HALEN 2007 rehearsal

    "What then is this bleating of sheep in my ears?"- 1 Samuel 15:14

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    <blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by FORD:
    $tark$ and the Lying Dutchmen are currently experiencing the karmic result of their long standing policy of lies, denial, and cenorship. This time even the sheep are pissed.<hr></blockquote>

    In the back of my mind i have this feeling that this reunion album will come out one day. But the thing i fear most is that after having waited so long for this that this album will just plain suck.


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    <blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by FORD:
    This time even the sheep are pissed.<hr></blockquote>
    Cant have the sheep pissed, that would be ba-aaaa-aaa-aa-dddd!

    [img]tongue.gif[/img]

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    After listening to VHIII, there is only one way a reunion can go, that up! ( God I hope so!)

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    <blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Fullbugged#1:

    Cant have the sheep pissed, that would be ba-aaaa-aaa-aa-dddd!

    [img]tongue.gif[/img]
    <hr></blockquote>


    I don't like the word sheep. I see them more as annoying mosquitos!!!

 

 

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