My Alarm clock....

**Bob_R** · 12.24.02, 03:42 AM

is set for the radio to come on, not that fuckin' annoying sound that an alarm clock makes. Anyway, this AM the first words I hear from the clock when it goes off is

"Reach down in between my legs........."

You all know the rest. [img]graemlins/bounce.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img]

**badkaraoke** · 12.24.02, 03:45 AM

Originally posted by EVH FANATIC:
is set for the radio to come on, not that fuckin' annoying sound that an alarm clock makes. Anyway, this AM the first words I hear from the clock when it goes off is

"Reach down in between my legs........."

You all know the rest. [img]graemlins/bounce.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img]

You jerked off?

LOL

bk

**Bob_R** · 12.24.02, 04:01 AM

Originally posted by badkaraoke:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by EVH FANATIC:
is set for the radio to come on, not that fuckin' annoying sound that an alarm clock makes. Anyway, this AM the first words I hear from the clock when it goes off is

"Reach down in between my legs........."

You all know the rest. [img]graemlins/bounce.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img]

You jerked off?

LOL

bk[/QUOTE]LOL. [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img]

**badkaraoke** · 12.24.02, 04:26 AM

I wonder how long a "favourite Van Halen songs to whack off to" thread would stay in main...

bk

**sampson simpson** · 12.24.02, 05:51 AM

Originally posted by badkaraoke:
I wonder how long a "favourite Van Halen songs to whack off to" thread would stay in main...

bk

I think we should find out.

**wham bam will rock** · 12.24.02, 06:04 AM

This is somewhat on the topic.

I downloaded a nice porn clip from Kazaa a couple of weeks ago. Some of you may have it already.....(perverts) Ha.

If you don't, it's worth checking out. The girl is pretty hot and the 'score' is Dave-era VH tunes.
It fits pretty nicely. Ha. Go to Kazaa kids.

Here's the file info. It's 15 minutes and change in length.

Title: Awesome Motel 6 Fuck.
Artist: Underground Video.

**Raldo** · 12.24.02, 06:25 AM

Gotta love starting your day with the greatest Rock N Roll band!

**Stuff No More** · 12.24.02, 08:23 AM

You know, when I was younger, I thought the line was, "Reach down between my legs and ease the seam back." You know, seam. A place where two things are sewn together. Or in my teenage mind, his zipper. I'm thinking, "Um, yeah, let's through in a little masturbation in a song about driving after a woman."

**Wolfman** · 12.24.02, 08:39 AM

Originally posted by sampson simpson:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by badkaraoke:
I wonder how long a "favourite Van Halen songs to whack off to" thread would stay in main...

bk

I think we should find out.[/QUOTE]I heard that. [img]graemlins/irked.gif[/img]