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    is set for the radio to come on, not that fuckin' annoying sound that an alarm clock makes. Anyway, this AM the first words I hear from the clock when it goes off is

    "Reach down in between my legs........."

    You all know the rest. [img]graemlins/bounce.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img]

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    Originally posted by EVH FANATIC:
    is set for the radio to come on, not that fuckin' annoying sound that an alarm clock makes. Anyway, this AM the first words I hear from the clock when it goes off is

    "Reach down in between my legs........."

    You all know the rest. [img]graemlins/bounce.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img]
    You jerked off?

    LOL

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    Originally posted by badkaraoke:
    </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by EVH FANATIC:
    is set for the radio to come on, not that fuckin' annoying sound that an alarm clock makes. Anyway, this AM the first words I hear from the clock when it goes off is

    "Reach down in between my legs........."

    You all know the rest. [img]graemlins/bounce.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img]
    You jerked off?

    LOL

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    </font>[/QUOTE]LOL. [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img]

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    I wonder how long a "favourite Van Halen songs to whack off to" thread would stay in main...

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    Originally posted by badkaraoke:
    I wonder how long a "favourite Van Halen songs to whack off to" thread would stay in main...

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    I think we should find out.
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    This is somewhat on the topic.

    I downloaded a nice porn clip from Kazaa a couple of weeks ago. Some of you may have it already.....(perverts) Ha.

    If you don't, it's worth checking out. The girl is pretty hot and the 'score' is Dave-era VH tunes.
    It fits pretty nicely. Ha. Go to Kazaa kids.

    Here's the file info. It's 15 minutes and change in length.

    Title: Awesome Motel 6 Fuck.
    Artist: Underground Video.
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    You know, when I was younger, I thought the line was, "Reach down between my legs and ease the seam back." You know, seam. A place where two things are sewn together. Or in my teenage mind, his zipper. I'm thinking, "Um, yeah, let's through in a little masturbation in a song about driving after a woman."
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    Originally posted by sampson simpson:
    </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by badkaraoke:
    I wonder how long a "favourite Van Halen songs to whack off to" thread would stay in main...

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    I think we should find out.</font>[/QUOTE]I heard that. [img]graemlins/irked.gif[/img]


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