Everyone Calm Down...

**The Trojan Rubber Company** · 02.16.01, 10:58 AM

News is on its way......very soon!

**BrokenCombs** · 02.16.01, 11:04 AM

And who are you David Lee Roth?

**Panama Dog** · 02.16.01, 11:06 AM

Well, Trojan you're just a "Little Dreamer" so how can I be sure you're telling the truth.

**TRANS TREM** · 02.16.01, 11:09 AM

Wow! Breaking news.

**dooberdober** · 02.16.01, 11:11 AM

.....and we've heard this for what...10/12 months now?? All I got to say is......SHIT,OR GET OFF THE DAMN POT!!!!

**Cabo Kid** · 02.16.01, 11:12 AM

Well, I have a special announcement too. I figure since Trojan is bringing us the "valuable" info, I should do the same.

Christmas is going to be on December 25 this year.

Thank you.

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"Whenever we come to Milwaukee, we try and have a special surprise for you here and tonite we got a whole sh*tload of 'em for you and right now, we want to whip the first one at you here! Y'know, usually Ed doesn't sing this part of the song and when he does tonight for the first time, you'll find out why!"

-David Lee Roth, Milwaukee 1980

**Eddymon** · 02.16.01, 12:49 PM

I allways find it interesting when some new poster comes on and says things like this.
We shoot them down very fast, and justifyably so. But one of these days the joke will be on us.

For all we know, Trojan Rubber could be anyone in the band.

So I'll bite there Trojan, HOW SOON?
Today?
this weekend?
Monday?
Grammys?
St. Patty's Day?
Easter?
Memorial Day?
Timothy Barbecues Shit's birthday?
Bonn's bris?
Michael Jackson's next plastic surgery?

Please tell us!!!!

We can't stand it anymore!!!!

How do you keep an asshole in suspense?.............................

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ENOUGH IS ENOUGH EDDIE, ALEX, MIKE & DAVE.

*****Gary was Van Halen's mid-life crisis*****

**Goo** · 02.16.01, 12:57 PM

Fantastic.

Van Halen dispensing news to the fans via a talking condom.

C'mon guys, the waits bad enough. now your just trying to humilate us

Moving to the rumor mill

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A little zen... Headed your way...

[This message has been edited by Goo (edited February 16, 2001 at 12:58 PM).]

**Eddymon** · 02.16.01, 01:07 PM

Come on Goo, we can have so much fun with this one.
I beg you to leave it here.

I haven't seen a condom talk, but I did see one stop a gyser.

[This message has been edited by Eddymon (edited February 16, 2001 at 01:09 PM).]