Triumph's remarks to Dave and Sammy

[Puddin and Pie]

I was watching Conan O'Brien and they had a segment with Triumph, that annoying dog, on the red carpet of the VMA's. This is what he said to Dave and Sammy:

TRIUMPH TO SAMMY HAGAR: "Sammy Hagar." " Is it true you still can not drive 55?" . . ."Even though you are 65?"

TRIUMPH TO DAVID LEE ROTH: " Ahhh." "David Lee Roth." " You know, I have been looking for a parking valet for hours now?" " Where have you been?"

[sampson simpson]

That's funny, parking valet, lmao.