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    Picture a quiet soundstage somewhere, dual stages connected - on each, a backing band. In the middle where the stages meet, two lead singers: David Lee Roth and Sammy Hagar...

    S: okay, Dave, now let's get down what songs we're gonna play.

    D: Sure thing, hot dog. But I need to work on my raps too. How's this one: "Lookit all the David Lee Roth fans here tonight!"?

    S: Uh, sure Dave, but really we should work on the songs.

    D: Hey, did you just spill tequila on me? If I find out you spilled tequila on me, I'm gonna f**k your girlfriend, pal!

    S: Maybe we should try one of the numbers we're gonna do together at the end of the show.

    D: Okay

    S: How 'bout "Jump", I think I remember that one: "Can't you see me standing here I got my ass against the record machine..."

    D: Hold it, hold it, hold it. What the f**k is that man?

    S: That's just some improvising I did.

    D: Well I don't like it.

    S: Okay, well, let's try one of mine. Here's a lyric sheet for "Why Can't This Be Love", I think you could sound good here: "Whoa, here it comes
    That funny feelin' again windin'
    Me up inside
    Every time we touch"...okay, now you Dave

    D: Whaooowwww...hey, man, I didn't write the f**kin' words!

    S: Uh, let's take a break...
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    Delusions of eloquence

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    Yes, I'm way stoned right now, but none the less, I am laughing my fucking ass of rolling in the floor. That's some funny shit dude.

    Sorry, no LOL's or LMFAOROTF type BS, and no smileys or bouncing up and down freaky lookin' shit in my post.
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    People, the 6 wings of the Mighty Van Halen will fly again! Can You Dig It?

    You gotta give more than you take! Can You Dig it?

    And underneath the arch, it turned into a march,
    and there He found a spark to set this fucker off!
    Set it off, set it off now children,set if off!

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    funny stuff...!!

 

 

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