Myths

[Lesbosandwich]

So what good myths can the fellerz create if they ever get goin' again?...you know the myths....midgets, brown M&M's, skydivin' into the stadium, get arrested before ya hit the stage, bootleggin' your own t-shirts....OR are they too old to do that kinda fun stuff. If not, I'm hopin' Lesbians are involved....

[Burning Tires]

Some possible fodder for future =VH= related myths...

Is it true that Sammy's teeth are molded from a space-age hybrid of recycled CD plastic and titanium?

Is it true that =VH= do not allow men backstage unless they can prove they've worked with Kevin Bacon at least twice?

Is it true that Britney Spears is selling Dave her hair, one strand at a time, which he is having surgically implanted in a process that takes 18-20 hours a day?

Is it true that Alex actually had his neck bones removed in 1993, and his head is now supported only by thick foam padding?

Is it true that Van Halen will outlaw the use of the word "irregardless" backstage on their next tour?

Is it true that the new stage setup being designed right now features no-skid floor mats and "grab bars" every 5 feet so weary performers won't fall down?

These are just a couple things I've been hearing...

[MikeL]

I heard they used to be a band or something.

[Van Gully]

Originally posted by MikeL:
I heard they used to be a band or something.

LMAO. That's pretty funny for a nerd. [img]tongue.gif[/img]