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03.07.02, 10:46 PM #1Eruption
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Jimminy Frickin' Christmas! How long am I gonna have to wait? This whole "hiatus" thing is making me crazy. Not only is Van Halen's prolonged abscence causing me to go through violent physical withdrawls, it's also killing my upstart comic book business (see Van Halen: Strange & Twisted Tales)
Victims of misguided timing, Garth and I worked feverishly to complete the damn thing, thinking that we were on the verge of a VH reunion. That, my friends, was about nine months ago and still - nothin'.
What the hell are those uppity rockers thinkin'?
Don't they know I've got bills to pay, cops to bribe and crank to buy? Plus, my mom needs bail money!
C'mon fellas. Put aside the past and get to rockin' 'cuz hookers aint cheap and the gas for my lawyer's Ferrari aint getting any cheaper.
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03.07.02, 11:53 PM #2Little Dreamer
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Yeah.
And I've got my girlfriend's bail money to post.
For the love of God, buy a book.
[ March 07, 2002 at 10:56 PM: Message edited by: Garth Jones ]</p>
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03.08.02, 04:45 AM #3Runnin' With The Devil
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lol ...
Hey don't sweat it, it's just what we all get for being Van Halen fans. [img]redface.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img]
"One of the reasons I left Sabbath was because Van Halen was blowing us off the stage every night. It was embarrassing." -Ozzy Osbourne
"When I first heard "Runnin' With The Devil" on the radio, I was stunned and found myself dizzy, walking through my high school hallways thinking, "What was THAT?!"
Eddie Van Halen was so innovative and kicked so much ass, and David Lee Roth was for a time indisputably the Greatest Man in America.
If aliens came down and challenged us to a Battle of the Bands to decide the fate of Planet Earth, I would feel very confident putting early Van Halen forward as our champion." -Tom Morello
"There is no heir to the throne of Eddie Van Halen. Nobody sits on that throne. Nobody takes that throne. Here's why it's different with Eddie: when a great guitar player passes, you just move on to another, right? But in this case, Eddie wasn't just a 'guitar player'. We're talking about a guy who changed culture and how we play guitar. He was like an alien coming in and fucking everything up so much that even the legends beforehand are like, 'Okay .. what is happening here? What sorcery is this?'" -Nuno Bettencourt
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03.08.02, 05:26 AM #4Romeo Delight
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Lance and Garth... I feel your pain guys...No Really I DO! but unfortunatly I'm too busy laughing my ass off everytime I see anything posted or even remotely associated with you two nuts. Thanks for keeping us laughing guys. [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img] Now everyone go buy their book!
"I think the fact that FBAZ ain't makin' a grave and dancing all over it puts him on a high-enough road.But for those of us who like to pull our smokin' donuts on the low road, FBAZ ain't gloatin' near enough..." - The Slawterhouse Bug
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03.08.02, 07:15 AM #5Eruption
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Let me know when they hit the clearance bins..Originally posted by Garth Jones:
Yeah.
And I've got my girlfriend's bail money to post.
For the love of God, buy a book.ExpandedConsciousness:
WOW!!! HOLYFUCKINGFUCK!!! What kind of Twilight Zone am I living in? What kind of Viagra-Testosterone mix are these 50 year old + guys on? I never thought I'd hear another Dave and Eddie album again. If I did, I thought it would be a mid-paced affair like the Rolling Stones or later day AC/DC. After the TATTOO single I was ready for a poppy album from old guys, with a few nods to harder rock (She's A Woman and Bullethead) and I would have been happy with that.
I NEVER THOUGHT I'D BE GETTING A FULL-THROTTLE HARD ROCK, HEAVY METAL, BALLS TO THE WALL, FUCKING VAN HALEN THRASH METAL ALBUM!!!
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03.09.02, 12:00 AM #6Eruption
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Did you not read the trojan horse of van halen? Look at it from their pont of view, there not being bothered and they have their time they need to think. chocolate pulsating letters always make it harde to type. I just took ambien and \i must say... it is the greatetst
"My son, ask for thee another kingdom...for that which I leave is too small for thee"- King Phillip of Macedonia to Alexander the Great-339 B.C.
4/1/85-We remember.....
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03.09.02, 12:07 AM #7Eruption
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Every woman who owns CUNT owes it to a man. \they aren't here to suport themselves boys. Without us, they wouldbe dead., so it is our duty to be insane while on our persuit for pantyies [img]tongue.gif[/img]
"My son, ask for thee another kingdom...for that which I leave is too small for thee"- King Phillip of Macedonia to Alexander the Great-339 B.C.
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I have found A NEW TOPIC!!! Women in this current generation have completelky admonished our power 0f thier vaginas!! It uised to be so much better back then
ooooooowwwwheeeeeel. Girls used to like boys, and boys used to like girls. After that.... the two believed and fought for it"My son, ask for thee another kingdom...for that which I leave is too small for thee"- King Phillip of Macedonia to Alexander the Great-339 B.C.
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03.10.02, 05:19 PM #9Eruption
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OH PUUUULLLEEEEEEZE!
We have figured out how to get on top, stay on top [img]smile.gif[/img] (what a view!
win the heart and the soul
of the reflection in our eye. With a big smile
and a hug... we thank all you guys.
Warm apple pie.... [img]smile.gif[/img] don't you just love it? [img]graemlins/devil.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/bounce.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img]
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