Val.... what a gal !!!!

[pkjr]

I saw Valerie B.on Entertainment Tonight talking about Ed today.She can almost be regarded as the patriarch of the Van Halen family the way she has been able to keep the family together for nearly 20 years.
Let's face it if the family disenigrates then so will the band forwithe.....

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[Glenn]

Val is like the Godfather of the VH world;

Val-"I understand Mr. Roth that you would like to resume discussions with Mr. Van Halen."

Dave-"Yes Val Corleone, that is correct ma'am."

Val-"I could certainly see that a favor of that magnitude comes your way. But one day, I may call upon you to do me a favor; now this day may never come."

Dave-"Anytime Val Corleone, just ask, my favors are your favors."

Val-"I'm granting this favor to you Mr. Roth. Mr. Van Halen would be happy to re-make your aquantance. But make no mistake, I've got a field full of horses. You understand why I keep a field of horses Mr. Roth."

Dave-"No Val Corleone, I've always been curious about that, but too frightened to inquire."

Val-"You're a smart man Mr. Roth. Do yourself a favor and don't go getting too smart, understand?"

Dave-"Ummm, sure Val Corleone, whatever you say."

Val-"One more thing Mr. Roth. Don't forget the fucking words this time; I never found that particularily funny!"

Dave (Kissing Val's ring)-"Yes Val Corleone, yes."

Fade to black.........



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I don't know what's gonna happen in the future-maybe somebody else in the band will get ego'ed out and quit or something - Eddie Van Halen 1980

[Graagwillen_Alex]

Well, you know, she IS Italian!

[kpl]

I got a picture of Val from the upcoming episode of "Millionaire"...just need some help from Goo to put it up.....she kinda looks like Ed a little....

Ok... goo helping here




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[track 5]

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Glenn:
Val is like the Godfather of the VH world;

Val-"I understand Mr. Roth that you would like to resume discussions with Mr. Van Halen."

Dave-"Yes Val Corleone, that is correct ma'am."

Val-"I could certainly see that a favor of that magnitude comes your way. But one day, I may call upon you to do me a favor; now this day may never come."

Dave-"Anytime Val Corleone, just ask, my favors are your favors."

Val-"I'm granting this favor to you Mr. Roth. Mr. Van Halen would be happy to re-make your aquantance. But make no mistake, I've got a field full of horses. You understand why I keep a field of horses Mr. Roth."

Dave-"No Val Corleone, I've always been curious about that, but too frightened to inquire."

Val-"You're a smart man Mr. Roth. Do yourself a favor and don't go getting too smart, understand?"

Dave-"Ummm, sure Val Corleone, whatever you say."

Val-"One more thing Mr. Roth. Don't forget the fucking words this time; I never found that particularily funny!"

Dave (Kissing Val's ring)-"Yes Val Corleone, yes."

Fade to black.........



<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Nice Glenn. Real nice. At least let's hope that Val Corleone does't send Luka Bratsi after Dave's ass. Out.

[Wolfman]

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by track 5:
Nice Glenn. Real nice. At least let's hope that Val Corleone does't send Luka Bratsi after Dave's ass. Out.

<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Dave would probably claim he fucked one of Luka's family members. LMAO


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*gulp* - Down In Flames

"...like falling down the stairs and landing on your feet." - Edward Van Halen describing his solos.

"And I swore to myself, I swore to myself that some day, some day...I was going to smoke joints that big." - DLR, Crazy From The Heat

Wolfman's Van Halen Shrine - http://home.earthlink.net/~theflyingwolfman

[KenyonVincent]

Glenn, I'm

Oh, she'd be a Godmother, not Godfather.

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"God bless ya southern California, you people are bad-asssss"-DLR at the '83 Us Festival.
"No, that's not a microphone in my pants. I'm just happy to see ya, Californiaaaaaa!"-DLR at the '83 Us Festival

[Lead Synth]

And a matriarch, not a patriarch, if you wanna get picky. But it's all good!

When is that episode of Millionaire going to be on?

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"1989" - Maya's Van Halen Page

"Have romantic music on in the background. Whatever you do - do NOT play 'Spanked' by Van Halen." - JWS_5150

[Wolfman]

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Lead Synth:
When is that episode of Millionaire going to be on?

<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Week of the 18th was my understanding.



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*gulp* - Down In Flames

"...like falling down the stairs and landing on your feet." - Edward Van Halen describing his solos.

"And I swore to myself, I swore to myself that some day, some day...I was going to smoke joints that big." - DLR, Crazy From The Heat

Wolfman's Van Halen Shrine - http://home.earthlink.net/~theflyingwolfman

[Down In Flames]

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Wolfman:
Dave would probably claim he fucked one of Luka's family members. LMAO <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

"My name is Luka, I live on the second floor..." LOL.

Come on, everybody remembers that song!

(Val's still hot, BTW. )

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"Dude, he looks like Rumplestiltskien. Get back under the bridge mu-fugger!!" - An enlightened assessment after having viewed a photograph of Ray Daniels, provided by seenbad

Official Bartender Of VHForums

[Wolfman]

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Down In Flames:
"My name is Luka, I live on the second floor..." LOL.

Come on, everybody remembers that song!

<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

DAMN you, man! I'm getting ready to go to bed - now I'll NEVER sleep! LOL!

I hope Air Supply visits you in your dreams tonight.



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*gulp* - Down In Flames

"...like falling down the stairs and landing on your feet." - Edward Van Halen describing his solos.

"And I swore to myself, I swore to myself that some day, some day...I was going to smoke joints that big." - DLR, Crazy From The Heat

Wolfman's Van Halen Shrine - http://home.earthlink.net/~theflyingwolfman

[Down In Flames]

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Wolfman:
DAMN you, man! I'm getting ready to go to bed - now I'll NEVER sleep! LOL!

I hope Air Supply visits you in your dreams tonight. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

I hope you have nightmares, now, you turd-monger.

Air Supply sucks wretched ass.

Screw you and Luka, too! LOL.

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"Dude, he looks like Rumplestiltskien. Get back under the bridge mu-fugger!!" - An enlightened assessment after having viewed a photograph of Ray Daniels, provided by seenbad

Official Bartender Of VHForums

[Wolfman]

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Down In Flames:
I hope you have nightmares, now, you turd-monger.

Air Supply sucks wretched ass.

Screw you and Luka, too! LOL.

<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

LMFAO! Hey-you started it, cornholio!


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*gulp* - Down In Flames

"...like falling down the stairs and landing on your feet." - Edward Van Halen describing his solos.

"And I swore to myself, I swore to myself that some day, some day...I was going to smoke joints that big." - DLR, Crazy From The Heat

Wolfman's Van Halen Shrine - http://home.earthlink.net/~theflyingwolfman

[Down In Flames]

Butt-munch!

(Oh, how we've ruined this thread about Val... LOL.)

Someone, please get this thing back on topic!

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"Dude, he looks like Rumplestiltskien. Get back under the bridge mu-fugger!!" - An enlightened assessment after having viewed a photograph of Ray Daniels, provided by seenbad

Official Bartender Of VHForums

[Eyes of the Night]

Yup, Val what a gal ... all those times having to sign EVH's autograph when he was to hammered?



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