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    With all the teasers over the years from this band with Dave being in/out/in/out/?.

    It feels like I was with a naked Pam Anderson in a closet and she was ready to go but both of us were chained to each side of the closet walls.

    DLR if your out there, please write a song called Blue Balls and present it to Ed if you ever see him again. Its got #1 hit all over it in my book.

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    Pam's got no time for us. She's too busy having sex with Kid Rock in bathroom's in Las Vegas. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

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    [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] Pam is having sex with Kid Rock in bathrooms in Las Vegas? What is this world coming to? Now I'm in a pissy mood. Pam said I was her new true love after Tommy. [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]
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    Sounds like Pam is an unfit parent. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

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    Good one Glenn.

    Tommy didn't sound too pleased about this on Stern the other day. He said that the kids were probably with their nanny.
    He also said that he doen't use a nanny when he has them, he spends time with them, just like Eddie does.

    Better call the Van Gully Police on Pam.

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    I thought that Pam and Tommy were back together again.
    Right Now you're reading my post!


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    I get the impression that that's what Tommy thought too. [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

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    She is dating Kid Rock now? That's sick, I hate that guy! [img]smilies/mad.gif[/img]
    Right Now you're reading my post!


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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Van Gully:
    [QB Now I'm in a pissy mood. [/QB]<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Arnt you always in a pissy mood?? [img]smilies/confused.gif[/img]
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    Yankee, I think he was joking. [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]

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    Kid Rock sucks...
    Can't stop...addicted to the shindig...

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    damn i hate blue balls.
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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by YankeeRose:
    I thought that Pam and Tommy were back together again.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


    I can't BELIEVE that this is a topic for discussion here! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]


    There isn't enough penicillin or Comet cleanser to convince me to touch that skank. (then again, I doubt it would ever be an issue anyway! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img])
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    EDDYMON, VH already has done a song about this topic.

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    finish what ya started....................bitch.
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