I See A Possible Spiderman Marketing Tie In Here

[Axxman300]

Evidently, the Chilean Black Widow Spider's bite causes involuntary erections in healthy men:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/18984762...5773?GT1=10109

It also causes erections that last for days and involuntary ejaculations.

That is if it doesn't also kill you.

[InTheBeginning]

Evidently, the Chilean Black Widow Spider's bite causes involuntary erections in healthy men:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/18984762...5773?GT1=10109

It also causes erections that last for days and involuntary ejaculations.

That is if it doesn't also kill you.

Once Bitten...Not Shy

[chefcraig]

Once Bitten...Not Shy

Actually, the phrase is "Once Bitten, Twice Shy".

Yup, the idea of the "rock-hard", perpetual boner is quite the memory for many dudes my age. The problem with it is the notion of needing to perform a hand-stand when one wishes to pee into the toilet. Not only is this highly awkward and uncomfortable, the very real possibility of pissing upon one's own face is made remarkably self-evident.