Officer in Hot Water over Taser Prank

[vhrocker]

TENINO, WA (KELA Radio) - A police officer has received a warning from his bosses for demonstrating his Taser gun on a man's private parts. The man apparently agreed to take part in the stunt.

Officer Randy Reynolds got into trouble when the video of his act was seen on YouTube.com.

Interim Police Chief Larry Dickerson said that Reynolds attended a party in uniform, and was on his way to work at the time. The man repeatedly asked Reynolds to use the weapon on him, and Reynolds eventually gave in.

"He said he just wanted to know what it felt like. Randy didn't want to do it at first, but the guy kept asking," said Dickerson, who interviewed the unidentified man on video.

Reynolds has been with the department in the southwestern Washington town since December 2005. He will receive a formal reprimand in his personnel file and a warning not to misuse police equipment, Dickerson said. He will also have to review the Taser policy and go over them with an instructor.

[timmac]

Anyone that wants to be Tasered in the balls, should be Tasered. Hopefully, it will render them sterile so they won't reproduce.

[FORD]

Geezus, are they that bored in Tenino now??

Well, that should mean they only have 2 cops on duty this weekend.

[fast98dodge]

Tenino fuckin' sucks ass... I remember gettin' pulled over for "running a stop sign"... The cops were ignorant inbred motherfuckers... They "witnessed" my crime from the backyard of the police chief... I remember their hick voices, "You're not from around here, are ya???"

[fast98dodge]

What the hell is goin' on??? Now Tumwater is in the news...

TUMWATER, Wash. - Talk about a blunder. A bomb technician discovered that a suspicious package that forced more than 300 workers to evacuate a state building contained a bobblehead doll awarded to public officials for perceived errors.

The package, sent by an intern at KOMO-TV in Seattle, was addressed to Department of Corrections Secretary Harold Clarke at the department’s headquarters in this town near Olympia.

It didn’t have a return address and the mailing label was handwritten. It also had stains on the outside, which could have indicated that the item inside had leaked, said Washington State Patrol Sgt. Ted DeHart.

“It had the classic indicators of a suspicious package,” DeHart said.

The building’s 350 employees were evacuated for about 45 minutes Friday after the package was found in the mailroom.

A bomb technician from the State Patrol who opened the box found a “Schrammie,” which television commentator Ken Schram hands out to public officials he thinks have done wrong.

“To the best of my knowledge, this is the first time that the bomb squad was called in when we sent a ‘Schrammie,”’ said Jimm Brown, a KOMO spokesman.

Brown said Schram sent the doll to Clarke because he was upset about the announcement earlier this year that the state had released 83 felons from jails early.

“I’m going to have to wind up giving myself a ‘Schrammie,’ for crying out loud,” Schram said.

[FORD]

Yeah, I heard about the Schrammie thing yesterday. State agencies in general have been kinda paranoid about odd packages since the Anthrax thing in 2001, and Corrections has always been a place where threats are common, due to the nature of what they do. They don't fuck around with that shit. KOMO/Schram should have have put their fucking return address on the package.

Schram said that he would treat their whole office to Krispy Kreme donuts, but that he was NOT going to mail them!

As for the Tenino cops, every bit as much assholes as the Yelm cops. That's the last place I got a ticket..... back in 1991.

[ZeoBandit]

Who in their right mind would want to get tasered, especially in the nuts? That guy had to of been drunk off his ass.

[FORD]

Who in their right mind would want to get tasered, especially in the nuts? That guy had to of been drunk off his ass.

Of course he was. It's Tenino.

[fast98dodge]

Amen, FORD... I haven't seen the footage but I'm sure the guy doesn't have all of his teeth not from loosing them, but from his DNA being a tightly wound monkeyknot...

BTW, you know it's an inbred hick town when the abbreviation for Tenino is T9O...

[Double Down]

Who in their right mind would want to get tasered, especially in the nuts? That guy had to of been drunk off his ass.

That's the first thing I thought of. People can be so fucking stupid.

[muffdiver]

It was probably one of the guys from "Jackass".....

[fast98dodge]

No, listen to me and Ford... Tenino is a hick town... Major DNA issues there...

[FORD]

Here's the Tenino mentality.....

Used to be this place around here called "Rainbow Valley". It was this big piece of land owned by this old hippie named Gideon Israel. Hell of a nice guy. Tried to recreate the Woodstock vibe every summer with these huge weekend free concerts. And it was just as muddy as the real Woodstock too. Some people would bring tents and camp for the entire weekend, I usually just drove out for one night.

Anyway, 99.5% of the people there respected the whole hippie vibe of the whole thing, whether that was their personal life philosophy or not. Except the goddamned sister loving Tenino fucks trying to start fights over stupid shit, and steal beer even though they have a full keg in plain sight. (not my fault they brought in shitty beer)

But then, that was a few years ago. So those guys are probably the Tenino cops now.

[fast98dodge]

Rainbow Valley... I remember goin' there I think July 4th of '95 when Randy Hansen (Jimi Hendrix impersonator) was headlining the show there... Great times I tell ya...

As far as Gideon goes, did he ever go to jail for all those crimes he got charged with a few years ago???

[FORD]

Rainbow Valley... I remember goin' there I think July 4th of '95 when Randy Hansen (Jimi Hendrix impersonator) was headlining the show there... Great times I tell ya...

As far as Gideon goes, did he ever go to jail for all those crimes he got charged with a few years ago???

Missed that show, unfortunately. I think I was in Oregon for 4th of July weekend that year, getting shitfaced at the Rogue brewery in Newport and losing money on video poker machines.

I don't remember if Gideon actually went to jail, but I do know that the government stole his land from him under the "war on drugs" fascist draconian "property forfeiture" bullshit. Fucking Gary Edwards..... this was a personal thing for him against Gideon Israel going back to when they were both kids in Yelm.

Last time I saw Gideon was at an Iraq war protest in 2003, and he didn't appear to be in the best of health then, unfortunately. He was riding around on one of those little motorized scooters instead of walking, and had put on some serious weight since the Rainbow Valley days. Not that he was ever skinny......