the new gong show

[wham bam will rock]

I've been thinking, with all the crap reality shows and lame talent shows (American Idol) on television right now, what we need, maybe even more that a vh reunion, is THE NEW GONG SHOW! After watching a Gong Show marathon i had taped late last year on the Game Show Network, I was reminded of why i always sat in front of the tv as a kid and watched this timeless program. DAVE would be the PERFECT and ONLY choice to host a new Gong Show. I'm telling ya, screw dave fronting VH again. This is his CALLING. It would be huge. Those of you that know the Gong Show and Chuck Barris know what I'm talking about. DAVE on network tv. Thoughts?.........

[HolyFuckingShit]

Ya know, that ain't such a bad idea.

What if all the shit at the end of the HFT video came true? Dave hosts the New Gong Show, Ed finally goes fuckin' bananas dealing with all the shit in his life, Al ends up in medical school to do his thing, and Mikey packs his peppers off to Japan and gets into sumo (sponsored by Yamaha)? And seeing as how we really DON'T know what the fuck became of Waldo after graduation, that part's taken care of!

[DLR=comb-over]

o my god..
But who would replace "mean gene the dancin' machine"???
Now there is the challenge!!
But seriously, what does Roth have to lose...
More hair??