Sammy's Illin'

**extreme red roth** · 05.23.07, 03:41 AM

Does anyone know what was wrong with Sammy? All I have read is that he cancelled the shows due to illness...now it seems he has clarified that it was indeed him that was sick...even saying hospitals aren't his favorite place on his website...anyone in the know, know what was wrong with his redness?

**smme5150** · 05.23.07, 05:37 AM

I think he had surgery on his a-hole to remove Mike's head.

**jokester** · 05.23.07, 06:25 AM

Hmmm...lets see....if I had the choice of dealing with the VH brothers who are and have been constantly trying to fire me and belittle my contribution to the band for the last 30 years or hang with the one guy who has stood up for me, made the brothers give me a somewhat equal cut, taken me out on the road and given me some spotlight, helped me get my hot sauce business off the ground, hooked me up to be able to jam with the likes of Neal Schon, Joe Satriani, Ronnie Montrose, Jeff Beck, Billy Gibbons, Chad Smith, etc...been a friend through thick and thin AND just sold 80% of his tequila business for 80 million - I guess I would sit at home and eat the shit sandwich Eddie and AL have made for me.

**guitar5150** · 05.23.07, 08:16 AM

Too much "Cabo" ...

**vh_chick** · 05.23.07, 08:17 AM

Originally Posted by smme5150

I think he had surgery on his a-hole to remove Mike's head.

Nice. Very classy and mature.

**Unchainme** · 05.23.07, 08:28 AM

Originally Posted by smme5150

I think he had surgery on his a-hole to remove Mike's head.

**smithjc** · 05.23.07, 10:00 AM

Maybe it's ulcers from dealing with this crap. J/K!

Get well soon Sammy!

**VAREB** · 05.23.07, 10:12 AM

Originally Posted by smme5150

I think he had surgery on his a-hole to remove Mike's head.

Hey! Watch the language.

**Van Squalen** · 05.23.07, 10:40 AM

Originally Posted by smme5150

I think he had surgery on his a-hole to remove Mike's head.

Someone's got a poofy vagina lately.

**chefcraig** · 05.23.07, 10:47 AM

Originally Posted by Van Squalen

Someone's got a poofy vagina lately.

Notice the rather odd pre-occupation with the female anatomy? This is more than likely due to a lack of any true occupation with the same.

**Van Squalen** · 05.23.07, 10:49 AM

Originally Posted by chefcraig

Notice the rather odd pre-occupation with the female anatomy? This is more than likely due to a lack of any true occupation with the same.

Astute as always, my friend.

**vanzefflin** · 05.23.07, 10:56 AM

Originally Posted by Van Squalen

Someone's got a poofy vagina lately.

An un-holstered poofy vagina at that.

**chefcraig** · 05.23.07, 10:59 AM

Originally Posted by vanzefflin

An un-holstered poofy vagina at that.

Bringing to mind the "custard-like substance"-filled creme pie available in the break room machine, that everyone at work refered to as "the yeast infection".

Trust me, there were no takers, even at 75 cents.

**vanzefflin** · 05.23.07, 11:06 AM

Originally Posted by chefcraig

Notice the rather odd pre-occupation with the female anatomy? This is more than likely due to a lack of any true occupation with the same.

Compounded by the evidentiary fact that he does not realize you do not insert pussies into other things ( such as a holster). Pussies are to be inserted into.