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    Schools are finally starting to teach practical math...

    Schools are finally starting to teach practical math that these kids can
    use in real-world situations! It's about time!



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    1. Ramon has an AK-47 with a 30-round clip. He usually misses 6 of
    every 10 shots and he uses 13 rounds per drive-by shootin. How many drive-by shootins can Ramon hit before he reloads?




    2. Leroy has 2 ounces of cocaine. If he sells an 8 ball to Antonio
    for $320 and 2 grams to Juan for $85 per gram, what be the street value
    of the rest of his shit?




    3. Dwayne pimps 3 ho's. If the price is $85 per trick, how many
    tricks per day must each ho turn to support Dwayne's $800 per day Crack
    habit?



    4. Raul wants to cut the pound of cocaine he bought for $40,000 to
    make 20% profit. How many ounce bags will he need to make to gets the
    20% upside?



    5. Desmond get $2000 for a stolen BMW, $1500 for stealing a Corvette,
    and $1000 for a 4 x 4. If he steals 1 BMW, 2 Corvettes and 3 4x4's, how
    many more Corvettes must he steal to have 9000 bills?



    6. Pedro got 6 years for murder. He also got $10,000 for the hit.
    If his common-law wife spends $100 of his hit money per month, how much
    money will be left when he gets out?


    7. If an average can of spray paint covers 22 square feet and the
    average letter is 3 square feet, how many letters can be sprayed with 3 -
    8 oz. can of spray paint with 20% paint left over?



    8. Tyrone knocked up 4 girls in the gang. There be 20 girls in his
    gang. What be the percentage of bitches Tyrone knocked up?



    9. LaShaunda is a lookout for the gang. LaShaunda also has a Boa
    Constrictor that eats 5 rats per week and the cost be $5 per rat. If
    LaShaunda makes $700 a week as a lookout, how many weeks can she
    feed her snake with one week income?



    10. Marvin steals Juan's skateboard. As Marvin skates away at 15
    mph, Juan loads his 357 Magnum piece. If it takes Juan 20 seconds to
    load his piece, how much away will Marvin be when he gets whacked?
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    Lol. OMG! Lol!!!! Thanks!

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    Absolutely classic....

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    Question 3 was definitely a head-scratcher.

    Gotta stick with what works and this will definitely help today's student relate to math problem-solving.
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    jc, two of the ho's must do 3 tricks with one of the ho's doin' 4 tricks... Then he'll have his 800 bones for crack and fitty to spend on some fine malt liquor...
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    Oh okay, I got it. The way it was written I didn't - oh............

    Thanks. I'm a bit rusty at math these days.
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    Those were great!
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    That's fuckin' great!!!
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    That was good!! LOL!!

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    ROTFLMAO. Classic!

 

 

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