Public Service Announcement

[vhrocker]

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists
have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each
day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed
more than 1 ounce of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) bacteria found in feces.

In other words, we are consuming 1 full ounce of Poop.

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine
(or rum, whiskey or other liquor) because these all have
to go through a tougher and more stringent purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

So, Remember: Water = Poop, Booze= Health

Therefore, it's better to drink alcohol and talk stupid,
than to drink water and be full of shit.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information.
I'm doing it as a public service.

[Saywin]

toast!

[muffdiver]

..

[LLFHS]

Feeling healthier already.

(got the vodka on, friends)

[Wolfgang_'99]

Uh oh......

[Yesterdays]

Oh God, I wish I didn't know that....

[HuBBs5150]

thats why we have mineral water and filters for our sinks. I love technology.