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    Default For those who appreciate the sport of Pole Vaulting...

    I introduce Ms. Allison Stokke...

















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    I got a pole she can use.
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    Quote Originally Posted by vhrocker View Post
    I got a pole she can use.
    I'd be afraid that my pole might pale in comparison.

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    I think I just realized how much I appreciate the sport of pole vaulting!

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    I think my pole just vaulted...

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    Obviously we need more televised pole vaulting matches (that may not be the correct term).

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    Wow.....
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    You guys do realise that this woman:

    A. Grips the pole with both hands, dragging it to a starting line where she then...
    B. Runs a relatively short distance with it.
    C. Violently stabs the pole into a pile of dirt.
    D. Using the now distressed pole as leverage, leaps over it.
    E. Lands on a bed-like surface, sighs, then staggers away to ultimately...
    F. Abandon the now ill-used/abused pole, in search of a fresh, stiffer one.

    Still wanna be first in line to volunteer the use of your pole, lads?
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    Quote Originally Posted by chefcraig View Post
    You guys do realise that this woman:

    A. Grips the pole with both hands, dragging it to a starting line where she then...
    B. Runs a relatively short distance with it.
    C. Violently stabs the pole into a pile of dirt.
    D. Using the now distressed pole as leverage, leaps over it.
    E. Lands on a bed-like surface, sighs, then staggers away to ultimately...
    F. Abandon the now ill-used/abused pole, in search of a fresh, stiffer one.

    Still wanna be first in line to volunteer the use of your pole, lads?
    You could go from A-Z and I bet most of us would take a chance.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chefcraig View Post
    You guys do realise that this woman:

    A. Grips the pole with both hands, dragging it to a starting line where she then...
    B. Runs a relatively short distance with it.
    C. Violently stabs the pole into a pile of dirt.
    D. Using the now distressed pole as leverage, leaps over it.
    E. Lands on a bed-like surface, sighs, then staggers away to ultimately...
    F. Abandon the now ill-used/abused pole, in search of a fresh, stiffer one.
    Most of my relationships have ended pretty much that same way....so yes, I will volunteer my pole and dignity for her to abuse in any way she sees fit.

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    I want to be this chic's agent.

    "WE" could make big money off of her "talent" (not, not slamming pole vaulters - uh-huh-huh).

    I can see it now. Wheaties boxes, pay-per-views, clothing lines, Power-aide commercials. OH MAN! somebody needs to get behind this chic (uh-huh-huh again). Wow.

    Serioulsy. Would you mind seeing her in commercials? I'd actually like the break from my TV shows to see her.

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    I think that Allison Stokke and Sasha Cohen may be my favorite female athletes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chefcraig View Post
    You guys do realise that this woman:

    A. Grips the pole with both hands, dragging it to a starting line where she then...
    B. Runs a relatively short distance with it.
    C. Violently stabs the pole into a pile of dirt.
    D. Using the now distressed pole as leverage, leaps over it.
    E. Lands on a bed-like surface, sighs, then staggers away to ultimately...
    F. Abandon the now ill-used/abused pole, in search of a fresh, stiffer one.

    Still wanna be first in line to volunteer the use of your pole, lads?
    Just show me where I sign.
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