For those who appreciate the sport of Pole Vaulting...

**voivod** · 05.16.07, 06:13 PM

I introduce Ms. Allison Stokke...

**vhrocker** · 05.16.07, 06:17 PM

I got a pole she can use.

**Menlow** · 05.16.07, 06:19 PM

Originally Posted by vhrocker

I got a pole she can use.

I'd be afraid that my pole might pale in comparison.

**Red** · 05.16.07, 06:22 PM

I think I just realized how much I appreciate the sport of pole vaulting!

**jimmy812** · 05.17.07, 07:04 AM

I think my pole just vaulted...

**willy4pres** · 05.17.07, 07:14 AM

Obviously we need more televised pole vaulting matches (that may not be the correct term).

**ZeoBandit** · 05.17.07, 10:09 AM

Wow.....

**chefcraig** · 05.17.07, 10:21 AM

You guys do realise that this woman:

A. Grips the pole with both hands, dragging it to a starting line where she then...
B. Runs a relatively short distance with it.
C. Violently stabs the pole into a pile of dirt.
D. Using the now distressed pole as leverage, leaps over it.
E. Lands on a bed-like surface, sighs, then staggers away to ultimately...
F. Abandon the now ill-used/abused pole, in search of a fresh, stiffer one.

Still wanna be first in line to volunteer the use of your pole, lads?

**hatchetforce** · 05.17.07, 10:30 AM

**willy4pres** · 05.17.07, 11:12 AM

Originally Posted by chefcraig

You guys do realise that this woman:

A. Grips the pole with both hands, dragging it to a starting line where she then...
B. Runs a relatively short distance with it.
C. Violently stabs the pole into a pile of dirt.
D. Using the now distressed pole as leverage, leaps over it.
E. Lands on a bed-like surface, sighs, then staggers away to ultimately...
F. Abandon the now ill-used/abused pole, in search of a fresh, stiffer one.

Still wanna be first in line to volunteer the use of your pole, lads?

You could go from A-Z and I bet most of us would take a chance.

**Junior** · 05.17.07, 11:33 AM

Originally Posted by chefcraig

You guys do realise that this woman:

A. Grips the pole with both hands, dragging it to a starting line where she then...
B. Runs a relatively short distance with it.
C. Violently stabs the pole into a pile of dirt.
D. Using the now distressed pole as leverage, leaps over it.
E. Lands on a bed-like surface, sighs, then staggers away to ultimately...
F. Abandon the now ill-used/abused pole, in search of a fresh, stiffer one.

Most of my relationships have ended pretty much that same way....so yes, I will volunteer my pole and dignity for her to abuse in any way she sees fit.

**cokemach1** · 05.17.07, 11:35 AM

I want to be this chic's agent.

"WE" could make big money off of her "talent" (not, not slamming pole vaulters - uh-huh-huh).

I can see it now. Wheaties boxes, pay-per-views, clothing lines, Power-aide commercials. OH MAN! somebody needs to get behind this chic (uh-huh-huh again). Wow.

Serioulsy. Would you mind seeing her in commercials? I'd actually like the break from my TV shows to see her.

**Gypsy King** · 05.17.07, 11:40 AM

I think that Allison Stokke and Sasha Cohen may be my favorite female athletes.

**Ace Ventura** · 05.17.07, 12:00 PM

CHUB!

**seenbad** · 05.17.07, 12:20 PM

Originally Posted by chefcraig

You guys do realise that this woman:

A. Grips the pole with both hands, dragging it to a starting line where she then...
B. Runs a relatively short distance with it.
C. Violently stabs the pole into a pile of dirt.
D. Using the now distressed pole as leverage, leaps over it.
E. Lands on a bed-like surface, sighs, then staggers away to ultimately...
F. Abandon the now ill-used/abused pole, in search of a fresh, stiffer one.

Still wanna be first in line to volunteer the use of your pole, lads?

Just show me where I sign.