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    I came across this website tonight and must say I was mortified. http://www.drnatura.com/ Check out the testimonial section and the picture gallery!!


    Anyone have any experiences with colon cleansing? Is this for real or just another BS product on the market. I knew a gal that would get a coffee enema every six months, she said she always felt great for months after it was over.

    After I read the testimonials and saw some of the pictures it scared me!! If I have that stuff in my colon then sign me up for a 5 gallon jug Colonix.

    Feedback please.

    I know... I know so many puns and funny comments can be made but if this is real it scares the shit out me.
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    Good Lord!!! That's some scary ass shit!!! (No pun intended...I'm serious)

    I'm so glad I don't need anything like that...

    OLO, I don't know really what you fuckers do in Enumclaw, but I hope no one you "know" needs that stuff either...
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    Im clean because i eat my fiber cereal everyday. My kids get dropped off at the pool daily no problem!

    Whats funny is that they all use a plastic spoon. WTF! LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Didn't they do something like that on some short lived FX show awhile back? I can't recall the name of it, but all the characters had some sort of disorder. One was a balemic (sp?) and the other was a compulsive eater. Anyway, the compulsive eater was dating a woman who worked at the colon cleansing place. He broke up with her as she was cleaning him out. She got pissed and left the tube in him. He filled up, freaked out, and got up from the table. He was spraying water and God knows what else as he crawled around the office. Disgusting, but really really funny.
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    I haven't done any parasite cleansing, but I have taken the colon cleanse stuff. After a day or two you'll shit out what looks like an old bicycle inner tube that smells like it's on fire. I've always felt better afterwords though.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Viking
    I haven't done any parasite cleansing, but I have taken the colon cleanse stuff. After a day or two you'll shit out what looks like an old bicycle inner tube that smells like it's on fire. I've always felt better afterwords though.
    LMFAO!!!!!!!

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    You want to clean your colon out and somewhat enjoy it?

    Go to Chipotle and get yourself two burritos. Add extra salsa. Drink some coffee with it. Smoke a cigarette and wait about an hour.

    Your colon will be flushed and you enjoyed a meal.

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    That was my question as well.

    I didn't venture to that link but think I've got an idea of what they're talking about. I can't imagine what benefits there w/b to having stuck up there like that.

    That's most defintely not my bag baby.
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    Quote Originally Posted by OLO
    Feedback please.

    OLO,

    I used the Colonix 3 pack for 2 months. This includes the capsules for worms and parasites, the fiber mix and the tea. Overall, on a scale of 1 to 10, I would rate it a 8 or 9.

    Now, I have NEVER seen anything like what some of those pictures on the website show, BUT, I don't go around fishing in the toilet dissecting stools either.

    What I have noticed is 2-4 bowel movements a day, more energy, and 90-95% fewer headaches since using the Colonix products. I have spent several years taking tylenol and/or advil on what seems to be a daily basis for headaches and/or aches and pains and I'm only 36. I've only had maybe 3 headaches since taking this stuff.

    Once again, I WOULD recommend it!
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    I ventured to the link.....terrifying. I think some of those were actually miscarriages or something. Perhaps Tumors that came unlodged? Dude, ignorance may just be bliss (until colon cancer comes). I'd like a scientific explanation to some of what came out of those peoples asses. Autopsies should be performed for analysis.

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    Gotta say stories like 'I shit a 36 inch worm out' make me... a little suspicious.
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    apparently not everyone in the know thinks it's a great idea..

    http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/col...ansing/AN00065
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    So yeah, I have too much of a weak stomach to venture into those links, however, I will say colon cancer is no joke, my girlfriends father passed away from it two years ago.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wickett
    apparently not everyone in the know thinks it's a great idea..

    http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/col...ansing/AN00065
    Western medical doctors have killed more people than colon cleansing ever will though, on the other hand...
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