EVH's "Hangtime"

[Mandelbaum]

I went to Jiffylube yesterday. Tasheba told to me wait inside. Figured she'd shank me then pimp me if I didn't.

While flexing my biceps and trying to look tough (She kept stairing at my bottom) I came across an Outside Magezine with Laird Hamilton on the Cover. [Not the one pictured below. Couldn't find it.]



Inside I saw of pic of Eddie Flyin'. One we've all seen a million times. It was used to sell one of these gizmos Hangtimer

As I left, "Ma'am, I'm not your biotch and I will not shout your name! I just want to pay and leave."

[ZachenFoot]

I went to Jiffylube yesterday. Tasheba told to me wait inside. Figured she'd shank me then pimp me if I didn't.

While flexing my biceps and trying to look tough (She kept stairing at my bottom) I came across an Outside Magezine with Laird Hamilton on the Cover. [Not the one pictured below. Couldn't find it.]



Inside I saw of pic of Eddie Flyin'. One we've all seen a million times. It was used to sell one of these gizmos Hangtimer

As I left, "Ma'am, I'm not your biotch and I will not shout your name! I just want to pay and leave."

Huh!?

[Nostalgia Act]

Man, it's too early for this shit.

5..4..3..2..

[rockyvanheineken]

I hate horseradish. But I do love Genesis.

[forrestjump]

I have no creativity this morning. Sorry.

[batch]

My english isn't good as it used to be... Once I was able to understand 99% of what people was writing...

[Scotty]

Um, what? lol

Moving on...