F***ing Paris Hilton

[Vince G.]

I'm sure by now we all know Paris "I'm Better Than Everyone" Hilton was sentenced to 45 days in jail last week. I found this at a website earlier today:

"Paris Hilton has posted a link on her myspace to a petition for "all fans and supporters and all that are outraged by injustice". The petition is hoping that Governor Schwarzenegger will pardon her and she will not have to serve the 45 day jail sentence imposed on her last Friday for repeatedly violating her probation. The sentence, of course, came after a DUI charge and for driving 70 miles per hour down Sunset Boulevard at night without her headlights on. The petition begins:

'Paris Whitney Hilton is an American celebrity and socialite. She is an heiress to a share of the Hilton Hotel fortune, as well as to the real estate fortune of her father Richard Hilton. She provides hope for young people all over the U.S. and the world. She provides beauty and excitement to (most of) our otherwise mundane lives.'"

Wow. Just who the hell does this bitch (my apologies to all the women folk here) think she is? I don't think I have ever seen any celebrity, male or female, with an over-inflated sense of themselves. Guess what, sweetheart? You broke the law, now you pay. Simple as that. If it was any of us here, I'm sure we'd all be doing much more than 45 days in jail.

[Axxman300]

Vince, channel your anger constructively.

Start a counter petition to the governor demanding that she goes to jail. It would be fucking great to see what she thinks when 300 million people want her behind bars.

What a cunt.

I hope Lohan's next.

[ZORBA5150]

"she provides hope"? how? she's hot and I'd bang her and all, but give me a break. She should serve her time just like anyone else would. Is this a real jail?

[Axxman300]

"she provides hope"? how? she's hot and I'd bang her and all, but give me a break. She should serve her time just like anyone else would. Is this a real jail?

If you bang her you better be wearing a wetsuit. Remember when a storage facility sold a bunch of her stuff on e-bay? She had prescriptions for a variety of STDs.

[charlesresta]

She is not even hot! Body like a 12 year old, no curves, huge nose, skinny legs,etc. What sucks is that when she gets out of jail, Paris will be more POPULAR than ever, and will be viewed as a martyr. Everyone will want to know of her experience in jail.

[LegallyInsane]

I question the tastes of anyone who finds Paris Hilton hot and the sanity of anyone who actually believes she gives young people hope. She is the epitome of "skank."

[ZeoBandit]

This is a joke. I would definitely sign a counter petition to throw her in jail until she gets a clue.

[vhrocker]

This is a joke. I would definitely sign a counter petition to throw her in jail until she gets a clue.

Where do I sign?

[Vince G.]

Hope her cellmate, if she gets one, is someone along the lines of Wendy O. Williams from "Reform School Girls".

[Ted Van Halen]

Where do I sign?

Me too!!

[Thai Boxer 9901]

Yeah I heard about her goin to jail over the radio and I just said to myself "thank god!"

If she thinks that sending a petition to the Govenator will get her out of doing 45 days in jail, shes more fuckin stupid than we thought. She was doin 70 mph at night without headlights on....1. Thats retarded and 2. she probably could have killed someone. But yet, she and her family bitch about it when she has to serve 45 days in jail for breaking the law. The law DOESNT exclude celebrities and it shouldnt have to. We common folk have to obey the laws just like everyone else, celebrities should be no different. FUCK THEM! God I hate celebrities...


ok, im done now. Carry on

[FORD]

Paris Hilton is the female Chimpy. She would be flipping burgers at McDonalds if her great grandparents hadn't made a bunch of money.

About time one of those useless rich fucks went to jail. Too bad it wasn't Chimpy.

[Darby]

This story is schadenfreude at it's finest.

[Darby]

Paris Hilton is the female Chimpy. She would be flipping burgers at McDonalds if her great grandparents hadn't made a bunch of money.

About time one of those useless rich fucks went to jail. Too bad it wasn't Chimpy.

I wonder that if Georgie Porgie knocked up pea brain Paris she'd give birth to the Anti Christ?

[FORD]

I wonder that if Georgie Porgie knocked up pea brain Paris she'd give birth to the Anti Christ?

Nah, the Antichrist couldn't have an IQ lower than his shoe size.