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    What crazy, right wing, deluded religious channel is this from? What a bunch of happy horseshit!

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    "Despite that obvious truth..."

    This is one of the fucking dumbest things I've seen in a long time. Yet I'm still not all that surprised. No matter where you stand on science or evolution (seems like one HAS to make a definitive choice on that nowadays), it's hard not to see right through this stupid shit. I could almost feel the brainwashing occurring about one minute in...

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    Did that thing say he is an engineer? Where did he get his degree? They should revoke it!
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    Quote Originally Posted by CaboBrian View Post
    Did that thing say he is an engineer? Where did he get his degree? They should revoke it!
    One time I opened my Peanut Butter and Peter Pan and Tinkerbell were having sex in there, it was some sick shit.

    Yeah religious right wing propaganda! I was expecting this to be a MAD TV skit, just as funny though.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jd5150 View Post
    Yeah religious right wing propaganda! I was expecting this to be a MAD TV skit, just as funny though.
    And yet if someone WANTS to believe it, whatever and whomever is quoted is credible enough.

    A good rule of thumb: ALWAYS consider the source.

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    Peanuts = Peanut Butter = Peanut Butter and Jelly Sammich = Reeses Peanut Butter Cups = Peanut Butter Cookies.

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    I hate peanut butter....It smells and looks like poo...

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    Quote Originally Posted by muffdiver View Post
    I hate peanut butter....It smells and looks like poo...
    Well that is just damn disappointing to hear, md. I like peanut butter in combination with a lot of other foods. And you are GUARANTEED to never open a jar of it and find new life in there.

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    Nah, My big bro used to put it on a stick and chase me around saying it was poop,and wiping it on me....I've never really liked it much since....

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    Quote Originally Posted by muffdiver View Post
    Nah, My big bro used to put it on a stick and chase me around saying it was poop,and wiping it on me....I've never really liked it much since....
    Understood!

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