VH: A Comedy of Errors

**man of the people** · 12.13.02, 08:18 AM

That Pat Benetar thread is about all I can take. Lets compile a thread of the funniest moments since 1996 in the fiasco that is VH.

My favorite so far:

-Eddie's one legged golf swing with a but in his mouth.
-DLR coming out of the closet on the No-Holds-Bar-b-Q
-Sam's confession of alien abduction.

**John Ashcroft** · 12.13.02, 08:24 AM

How many say I? [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img]

**muffdiver** · 12.13.02, 03:35 PM

i didn';t know dave came out...

**Big Brother** · 12.13.02, 07:25 PM

Sam's lobster pants at the MTV video awards.

**Chronarius** · 12.13.02, 08:35 PM

I always wondered if Dave was gay. I always figured he was by the way he walked and just how he carried himself. Now I guess I was right. I was really hoping he wasn't, but I guess I'm not surprised he is.

**Davesdead** · 12.13.02, 09:09 PM

Daves not gay, he's retarded. By the way, I can respect a man that goes out in public the way Sam does. Easy going and laid back is always cool and stylish. Maybe all of you sould shave off your moustaches and cut your mullets off.

**Grover** · 12.13.02, 09:32 PM

A lot of, lot of people think Dave is gay. The groupie board at www.groupiecentral.com list all sort of rock stars and their favorite activites list Dave as either "gay,in the closet" or "bi" (I tried to access the site, but the server was down. I'm going off memory here). The one report that I read on Dave from one groupie is that he was "sick" and "disgusting".

I always found it interesting that Dave has never been linked to any models, actresses, porno star, no one. You never hear on this board or at the late great dome from women who cliamed to slept with him. No children, no lawsuits, no "Tommy Lee" style homemade tapes...

Had to hire the Dahm triplets to hang with him. Always has male midgets around. Wear a sailors outfit...

If I had never heard of VH or DLR and someone told me all this stuff... Well, I'd put him in the same class as Freddie Mercury and Elton John.

One quick thing about that groupie central site. It is filled with rumors and b.s. just like this board is sometimes. Just because it says that about Dave doesn't make it so. You know the old saying "don't believe everything you read/see/hear."