20 things you should know

**vhrocker** · 04.28.07, 08:17 PM

Don't know if this has been posted before.

Heres a list of things you should know

1. always take two aspirin with two large glasses of water before bed, hangovers are caused by dehydration. the headache you get is from the membrane surrounding you brain drying up.

2.always buy ounces, quarters and eighths cost more in the long run

3.most utility companies will extend your shutoff date by a few weeks as long as you call them,(always get the name of the person you talked to)

4.set the cutting level a little higher during late summer, it will help your lawn stay greener during hotter, dryer weather

5.read labels at the grocery store, MSG ( monosodium glutamate) is found in many foods and can be quite harmful to the human body.

6. check you oil level on a regular basis, some cars (fords)will burn up to 3 quarts between oil changes. hear that ticking sound ladies?

7.never open the door to strangers

8. never run with sissors.

9.never say never.

10.always put the seat up.

11.always leave the seat down.

12.its the best thing to be early so you have some time to wait.

13.never look directly at the sun

14.always buy jewelry at a pawn shop. most jewelry stores have a 4 to 500 percent mark up. theres no such thing as a used diamond.

15.always look at the guitars first!

16.never submit to a breathalizer, offer to take a field sobriety test but never blow!

17.if arrest is inevitable, shut up!

18.dont litter, this includes boxes of kittens.

19.take time to chew your food.

20.dont forget to bring a towel!

**steve mcqueen** · 04.28.07, 08:32 PM

Never mix gin with Ny-Quill

**Wolfgang_'99** · 04.28.07, 08:33 PM

good list to live by.

**vhrocker** · 04.28.07, 09:09 PM

Originally Posted by steve mcqueen

Never mix gin with Ny-Quill

OH HELL NO!!!!

**LLFHS** · 04.28.07, 10:04 PM

Originally Posted by steve mcqueen

Never mix gin with Ny-Quill

Use vodka instead. Tastes a little less like ass.

**billy007** · 04.28.07, 10:20 PM

i don't get number 2?

**FORD** · 04.28.07, 10:38 PM

Originally Posted by billy007

i don't get number 2?

You must be the only resident of Florida who doesn't. (at least outside of the gated retirement communities)

**Red** · 04.28.07, 11:54 PM

Originally Posted by billy007

i don't get number 2?

Volume, billy. Buy in bulk.

It's the reason a 2-liter Coke or Pepsi is 99 cents, and a 20-ounce is 1.29 or more.

But I think #2 was probably referring to a specific commodity, namely, the goofyroot.

**Number 47** · 04.29.07, 04:12 AM

Where's the one about always wearing clean underwear in case of an emergency?

**Lightning Fingers** · 04.29.07, 09:01 AM

Originally Posted by FORD

You must be the only resident of Florida who doesn't. (at least outside of the gated retirement communities)

LOL! I'm not a toker and I knew what # 2 was about.

**fast98dodge** · 04.29.07, 09:20 AM

Originally Posted by FORD

You must be the only resident of Florida who doesn't. (at least outside of the gated retirement communities)

I'm sure Chimpy's brother doesn't either...

Okay, now I know I'm totally full of shit...

**Ted Van Halen** · 04.29.07, 04:38 PM

Originally Posted by Lightning Fingers

LOL! I'm not a toker and I knew what # 2 was about.

Same here.

**mistere** · 04.29.07, 04:55 PM

Thing about that though, is yer stuck with the same brand for the
duration of the supply (unless u can affrd more on top of the Oz, of course),
so it's sorta like buying food for 4 months and only getting hamburger.
I prefer more of a potpouri, if you will, and my guy will actually cut
me a 16th (even tho he hates me for it) so I can um, rotate the crops.
Sure, a lil more in the long run, maybe, but I'm paying for flavor and
I'm also quitting next week anyways, remember?