Rough Sex Facts-No children allowed!!!

[vhrocker]

Since summer is comming thought you would need to pointers to lose some extra winter pounds.....

Giving .........head....... massages the jaw....while burning 32 calories.

Swallowing foreign body juices is actually like taking vitamins and it whitens your teeth

The American Dental Association says that semen cuts plaque better than mouth wash, so suck a dick and save a smile.

Having nice sex burns 358 calories.

Having rough sex [make it hurt] burns 543 calories.

Take off her clothes
with her consent.........................12 cal
without......................187 cal

Take off her Bra
With two hands..........................8 cal
With one hand.........................12 cal
With mouth.............................85 cal

Put on Protection
hard ........................... 6 cal
soft..........................315 cal

Foreplay
Looking for target...................8 cal
Finding G spot ......................92 cal
I don't F***ing care.....................0 cal

Entry
Holding her..................12 cal
On the floor.................8 cal

With Different Position
Missionary..........................358 cal
Doggy...........................316 cal
69 lying...............................286 cal
69 standing.............................512 cal
Italian hanger.........................912 cal

Orgasm
Real................................112 cal
Faking................................315 cal

After "O"
Lying in Bed............................18 cal
Hop off the bed............................36 cal
Wondering why she left pissed off...........816 cal

Get dressed
Quiet and calm...........................32 cal
Rushing.........................98 cal
Heard her boyfriend opening the door.............1218 cal
Heard her dad at the door.............1942 cal
Her mom walking in..............................Priceless!!! LOL

[LLFHS]

Swallowing foreign body juices is actually like taking vitamins and it whitens your teeth

The American Dental Association says that semen cuts plaque better than mouth wash, so suck a dick and save a smile.

I'll stick with the vitamins and the Scope, but thanks for the tip.

[ZeoBandit]

No doubting which way Scum's door swings!

[Duke]

What's an "Italian Hanger" ?

Is there a possibility of injury?

[JasonG5150]

its ok, you should try an alaskan pipeline

[LLFHS]

WTF is a Cincinatti Bowtie? Heard that one in "40-Year-Old Virgin".

[Duke]

Anybody remember the "Venus Butterfly" ?

[LLFHS]

Anybody remember the "Venus Butterfly" ?

L.A. Law...right?

[JasonG5150]

WTF is a Cincinatti Bowtie? Heard that one in "40-Year-Old Virgin".

When you reverse titty-fuck a girl. So your balls and cock are upside-down and it looks like she is wearing a fleshy bow-tie. It's called "cincinnati" because they do everything backwards there.

[muffdiver]

They say ya never do this with chics that have big noses..

[JasonG5150]

They say ya never do this with chics that have big noses..

HAHAHA

[LLFHS]

When you reverse titty-fuck a girl. So your balls and cock are upside-down and it looks like she is wearing a fleshy bow-tie. It's called "cincinnati" because they do everything backwards there.

Jesus H.......

You're 18 and you have that detailed a sexual database? When I was 18, I was lucky if I got the damn Datsun B210 in the fuckin garage without hitting one of the goddamn door springs.

[Duke]

L.A. Law...right?

Yea,
The stupid shit that a person remembers.

Did he say "reverse titty fuck"?

I don't imagine i'll bother trying to hit the wife up with one of those.

[LLFHS]

I don't imagine i'll bother trying to hit the wife up with one of those.

Nah.....'wives' don't do that. Hell, girlfriends don't do that after the first year.

Got a co-worker to do it about four years ago. Talk about your silent hallway moments.

[muffdiver]

Hope ya weren't like Sheryl Crow and decided to use one sheet that day....LMAO....