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04.19.07, 08:43 AM #1Light Up The Sky
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Eva Longoria Loves Being Tied Up
Pop Tarts: Eva Longoria Loves Being Tied Up
When it comes to spicing up her sex life, the only thing Eva Longoria is “Desperate” for is a man to dominate.
"I'm not averse to being tied up in silk scarves. I like a man to take charge,” she confessed to Live magazine. “There's something very sexy about being submissive."
And in terms of being bare down there, Longoria is a hair-free fan with a fetish for G-strings
"Every girl should have a Brazilian wax. It's my sexy secret,” the buxom brunette boasted to the mag. “And I only ever wear thongs. I don't own a pair of knickers with a proper back to them."
"Watch what people are cynical about, and one can often discover what they lack.” -- Gen. George S. Patton
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04.19.07, 08:53 AM #2The Full Bug
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She's a dirty slut.
God bless her.
Her show still sucks tho', as does her 'acting'."Never is just reven spelled backwards." -House
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04.19.07, 08:56 AM #3Light Up The Sky
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and I'm sure her mouth...
Originally Posted by wham bam will rock
"Watch what people are cynical about, and one can often discover what they lack.” -- Gen. George S. Patton
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04.19.07, 09:10 AM #4Take Your Whiskey Home
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I don't usually pop a chubby from words on a screen, but those statements made my li'l RRMD get a little restless.
"Jesus, that fucker just crawled out of his hen house that was destroyed by the Alabama tornados. Fucking 280mph plus winds sucked the gleam off this bitch and passed it on to a bird in Rhoad Island." - Hurricane Halen 5/3/11 (about my birthday chicken from seenbad)
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04.19.07, 09:22 AM #5I'm The One
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04.19.07, 09:33 AM #6Take Your Whiskey Home
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My only input for this discussion.....
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She's totally hot, but totally annoying in every other way.
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04.19.07, 10:16 AM #8Take Your Whiskey Home
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I've got wood!
Eva is hot!
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04.19.07, 10:25 AM #9no stinkin click!
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Yeah, she's a yummmy little thing....mmmm mmmmm mmm...
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04.19.07, 10:38 AM #10Everybody Wants Some!!
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Smokin' hottie, absolutely.
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CHUB!!!!!!
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04.19.07, 10:54 AM #12The Full Bug
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I'd tie her up.
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04.19.07, 10:56 AM #13Hang 'Em High
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Originally Posted by Ace Ventura
Really...where is Lionel Ritchie's daughter (or Mischa Barton) when you need her?"The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore, all progress depends on the unreasonable man."George Bernard Shaw
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04.19.07, 12:09 PM #14Hang 'Em High
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Oh dear Lord. That is incredibly hot!
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04.19.07, 12:16 PM #15The Full Bug
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Exactly! Or Courtney Love, or Rosie O'Donnell, or Bea Arthur.... Originally Posted by chefcraig
Really...where is Lionel Ritchie's daughter (or Mischa Barton) when you need her?"It doesn't mean that much to me to mean that much to you..." -Neil Young
"The sun's not yellow, it's chicken." -Bob Dylan
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Guy of Gisborne: Why a spoon, cousin? Why not an axe?
Sheriff of Nottingham: Because it's DULL, you twit!!! It'll HURT MORE!!!
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