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    Pop Tarts: Eva Longoria Loves Being Tied Up

    When it comes to spicing up her sex life, the only thing Eva Longoria is “Desperate” for is a man to dominate.


    "I'm not averse to being tied up in silk scarves. I like a man to take charge,” she confessed to Live magazine. “There's something very sexy about being submissive."

    And in terms of being bare down there, Longoria is a hair-free fan with a fetish for G-strings

    "Every girl should have a Brazilian wax. It's my sexy secret,” the buxom brunette boasted to the mag. “And I only ever wear thongs. I don't own a pair of knickers with a proper back to them."

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    She's a dirty slut.

    God bless her.

    Her show still sucks tho', as does her 'acting'.
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    Quote Originally Posted by wham bam will rock View Post
    She's a dirty slut.

    God bless her.

    Her show still sucks tho', as does her 'acting'.
    and I'm sure her mouth...
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    I don't usually pop a chubby from words on a screen, but those statements made my li'l RRMD get a little restless.
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    Runaround... around... around... around... around... around... around... around... around... around... around... around... around... around... around... around... around... around... around... around... around... around... around... around... around... around... around... around... around... around... around... around... around... around... around... around... around... around... around... around... around... around... around... around... around... around... around... around... around... around... around...

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    My only input for this discussion.....


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    She's totally hot, but totally annoying in every other way.
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    I've got wood!

    Eva is hot!

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    Yeah, she's a yummmy little thing....mmmm mmmmm mmm...

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    Smokin' hottie, absolutely.

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    CHUB!!!!!!
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    I'd tie her up.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ace Ventura View Post
    CHUB!!!!!!

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    Oh dear Lord. That is incredibly hot!
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    Quote Originally Posted by chefcraig View Post

    Really...where is Lionel Ritchie's daughter (or Mischa Barton) when you need her?
    Exactly! Or Courtney Love, or Rosie O'Donnell, or Bea Arthur....
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