HOW'S ED!

**ED'S A 20THCENTURY MOZART** · 04.14.07, 08:31 PM

Any of you sources kings/queens hear how our beloved Edward is doing?
I do care and I know it's a personal issue yet how is the man doing? Any progress or what not? That's all. He's an inspiration to most of us and not just in a musical way.
So I be curious.

**FORD** · 04.14.07, 08:37 PM

Hi there! I'm the Anal Thrusting Insider Guy from Tasmania, and I have some great news for you!

I vaguely recall my third cousin's mother in law's gardener saying the other day that his proctologist's cousin who is an East Coast psychiatrist heard from his old high school girlfriend in Nebraska that her ex husband who changes bedpans at a rehab facility near Tucson talked to a pizza delivery boy who said Eddie was coming along just great!

Stay tuned for more details!!

**ED'S A 20THCENTURY MOZART** · 04.14.07, 08:40 PM

Originally Posted by FORD

Hi there! I'm the Anal Thrusting Insider Guy from Tasmania, and I have some great news for you!

I vaguely recall my third cousin's mother in law's gardener saying the other day that his proctologist's cousin who is an East Coast psychiatrist heard from his old high school girlfriend in Nebraska that her ex husband who changes bedpans at a rehab facility near Tucson talked to a pizza delivery boy who said Eddie was coming along just great!

Stay tuned for more details!!

Your that coherent on a saturday night to write all that. Looking for a real answer though!

**Foamfoot** · 04.14.07, 08:43 PM

Ummmm... closing?...

Just a guess that once we hear something, it'll be posted

**ED'S A 20THCENTURY MOZART** · 04.14.07, 08:45 PM

Originally Posted by spanked55

Ummmm... closing?...

Just a guess that once we hear something, it'll be posted

just asking,,, fuck; the MEATLOAF MA!

**Bullwinkle** · 04.14.07, 08:49 PM

He's fine. He had a bagel and coffee for breakfast and a cheeseburger with pickles and extra onions for lunch. His temperature has been between 98.6 and 99.0 all day. His pulse and blood pressure are a little high but within normal limits.
He's writing some new tunes and hopes to have either David Lee Roth or Britney Spears on vocals. The bass guitar slot is still up in the air, actually. Wolfie, Valerie, Oprah, and Fabio have all auditioned, but no decision has been made yet.
He's moved on from guitar and has really gotten into playing a double-necked left-handed banjo that was a gift from Dick Cheney. (As we all know, Cheney is handling keyboards and backing vocals on the next tour, which will start on June 31st in Moose Ball, Sasketchawan.)
He had a normal bowel movement on Friday, but nothing so far this weekend.

Is that enough? I can go on...

**FORD** · 04.14.07, 08:52 PM

Originally Posted by ED'S A 20THCENTURY MOZART

Your that coherent on a saturday night to write all that. Looking for a real answer though!

Since when is coherency a requirement for an "insider" post?

**FORD** · 04.14.07, 08:54 PM

Originally Posted by Bullwinkle

He's moved on from guitar and has really gotten into playing a double-necked left-handed banjo that was a gift from Dick Cheney. (As we all know, Cheney is handling keyboards and backing vocals on the next tour, which will start on June 31st in Moose Ball, Sasketchawan.)
He had a normal bowel movement on Friday, but nothing so far this weekend.

Is that enough? I can go on...

Van Halliburton?? OK, that's where I draw the line!