Online Dating for Chedheads

[FORD]

[onefootoutthedoor]

Funny that you're so knowledgeable on the subject, FORD. To top it off, you're posting in the Red Rocker forum. Congratulations.

[ZachenFoot]

Lame

[bantonelli]

Does this site have a soundtrack ? Van Hagar's "When it's Love"?

[RcoasterA]

Your on nearly your 6,000 post and you still find that funny? Im not even beyond my 100th or so and I sure dont. Comon man.

[wham bam will rock]

More like a Roth sheep to me.

You can tell when it speaks because it sounds so baaaad.

Thank you.......I'll be here all week.

[Van Squalen]

Funny that you're so knowledgeable on the subject, FORD. To top it off, you're posting in the Red Rocker forum. Congratulations.

Yep, ain't it great how they post in Sammy's area more than Dave's?

Closet Redheads. You gotta love 'em.

Don't let him fool ya, kids. Ford has admitted in the past he never saw Dave Halen and he overcompensates for this gaping hole in his facade by crafting cutesy photoshops, see-through aliases, and underground conspiracy theories.

The dude is a wackjob, and a liar to boot. He gives David Lee Roth, rational liberals, and real men everywhere a bad name.

[FORD]

Hey, the website's funny. Get over it.

And drop the slander campaign. Nobody's buying it.

[Van Squalen]

There's nothing to buy, EddyFord. This is fact and you know it. You're just bummed I remember it and I'm reminded others of it.

If you were a true blue Roth dude who'd seen him back in the day for real, you wouldn't even bother spending as much time as you do thinking up neato keen epithets like sheep variants and suicide baaaaaaaambers and photoshops, and the endless, vapid boring rants on Sammy, much less posting in a Red Rocker forum. The fact that you go to such ridiculous lengths only shows your house of cards for what it is.

Moreover, your sellout stance on accepting Van Wolf was yet another - though hardly the first - telltale sign of your inexperience in seeing Dave and Ed onstage together. Real CVH fans were aghast at what almost transpired...those who accepted it, nay, even looked forward to it, to the point of writing off Mike Anthony - e.g., YOU, and several of your fellow minded pals - are not Van Halen fans. You're just Dave cocksuckers, who apparently only idolized him for the bulge in his spandex and the women he conquered that guys like you never had a chance in hell of landing.

Crystal clear, it all is, EddyFord. Shut the fuck up already, before your Size 6 feet swell up or something.

[FORD]

So how good is the acid these days? I stopped doing that stuff in 1991, but I never had the kind of hallucinations you're having.

[AT]

Yep, ain't it great how they post in Sammy's area more than Dave's?

Closet Redheads. You gotta love 'em.

Don't let him fool ya, kids. Ford has admitted in the past he never saw Dave Halen and he overcompensates for this gaping hole in his facade by crafting cutesy photoshops, see-through aliases, and underground conspiracy theories.

The dude is a wackjob, and a liar to boot. He gives David Lee Roth, rational liberals, and real men everywhere a bad name.

VS, if I might suggest a nickname for the redundant, never-known-the-high-road, classless, Dave-sheep-man: DORF. A simple reorganization of the letters makes for a catchy... uh, alias.

[AT]

Also...

Can we get this piece of shit thread closed?

[Brett]

What FORD, this wasn't funny enough at the Army so you brought it over here?

And shouldn't this be in the Dave forum too? Oh I forgot, if you suck Dave's dick like the Army does all day you're not a sheep. Oh ok.

Pot, meet kettle.

It is ironic so many who suckle Dave all day over there never actually saw him live with VH. It must pain them to know that far more of us have here. Anytime you guys want to take the Pepsi/Coke challenge on that, you let me know. Probably why you guys are so desperate to see Van Halfassed IV, you weren't smart enough to live it the first time (for those that were old enough).