Volunteer Firefighter in Wig and Bikini Charged With Disorderly Conduct

[voivod]

MASON, Ohio — A Wayne Township volunteer firefighter has been charged with drunken driving, public indecency and disorderly conduct after being arrested in a park wearing a woman's blonde wig and bikini, officials said.

Steven S. Cole, 46, of Waynesville, was to appear in Mason Municipal Court on Thursday. He was arrested Tuesday at Heritage Oak Park after Mason police received a report of an intoxicated man walking and driving around the park.

The arrest report said that Cole told an officer he was on his way to a bar in Dayton to perform as a woman in a contest offering a $10,000 prize. Cole's blood-alcohol test registered 0.174, more than twice Ohio's legal limit of 0.08, the report said.

Cole has been a firefighter with Wayne Township since August 2000. Township officials issued a statement saying Cole would be placed on administrative leave.

[Ace Ventura]

..."No, I don't want to be NOTICED or anything!!!!!!"

[onefootoutthedoor]

Tennis anyone?

[chefcraig]

He could have at least worn a raincoat over it. Christ, whatever happened to possessing a sense of dignity?

And if he was on his way to a bar, why the stop at the park?

The simple request of a designated driver would have eliminated this from happening, yet I highly doubt there ever was any intention of going to a bar and any contest being held in one was purely fictional on his part.

[ZeoBandit]

I think I just lost my lunch.

[jimmy812]

The simple request of a designated driver would have eliminated this from happening, yet I highly doubt there ever was any intention of going to a bar and any contest being held in one was purely fictional on his part.

A designated driver? Would you want that in your car??

And I agree with you; I doubt there was any contest.

[muffdiver]

Guess he never saw the "Man Law" thread.......

Idiot...