Likes: 0
Results 1 to 15 of 39
-
04.03.07, 08:57 PM #1Outta Space Cowboy
- Join Date
- 01.07.02
- Location
- Virginia, USA
- Posts
- 12,364
- Posts Per Day
- 1.48
- Favorite VH Album
VH I - Last Online
Today @ 06:02 AM - Likes (Given)
- 74
- Likes (Received)
- 311
- Thanks (Given)
- 354
- Thanks (Received)
- 926
Achievements:
Keith Richards: 'I snorted my father'
Keith Richards: 'I snorted my father'
LONDON - Keith Richards has acknowledged consuming a raft of illegal substances in his time, but this may top them all. In comments published Tuesday, the 63-year-old Rolling Stones guitarist said he had snorted his father's ashes mixed with cocaine.
"The strangest thing I've tried to snort? My father. I snorted my father," Richards was quoted as saying by British music magazine NME.
"He was cremated and I couldn't resist grinding him up with a little bit of blow. My dad wouldn't have cared," he said. "... It went down pretty well, and I'm still alive."
Richards' father, Bert, died in 2002, at 84.
Richards, one of rock's legendary wild men, told the magazine that his survival was the result of luck, and advised young musicians against trying to emulate him.
"I did it because that was the way I did it. Now people think it's a way of life," he was quoted as saying.
"I've no pretensions about immortality," he added. "I'm the same as everyone ... just kind of lucky.
"I was No. 1 on the `who's likely to die' list for 10 years. I mean, I was really disappointed when I fell off the list," Richards said
-
04.03.07, 09:15 PM #2Take Your Whiskey Home
- Join Date
- 09.15.06
- Age
- 49
- Location
- Minneapolis
- Posts
- 6,568
- Posts Per Day
- 0.99
- Last Online
07.04.16 @ 09:03 PM - Likes (Given)
- 0
- Likes (Received)
- 3
- Thanks (Given)
- 0
- Thanks (Received)
- 1
I just read this and was gonna post it!!
Dude, that's fucked up! He snorted his dad, and recently too!!
-
04.03.07, 09:17 PM #3no stinkin click!
- Join Date
- 05.27.02
- Location
- canada
- Posts
- 7,763
- Posts Per Day
- 0.94
- Favorite VH Album
all - Favorite VH Song
strung out.... - Last Online
10.15.20 @ 11:51 PM - Likes (Given)
- 0
- Likes (Received)
- 8
- Thanks (Given)
- 0
- Thanks (Received)
- 9
Achievements:
..
-
04.03.07, 09:31 PM #4Sinner's Swing!
- Join Date
- 03.04.04
- Age
- 36
- Location
- Mebane, NC
- Posts
- 996
- Posts Per Day
- 0.13
- Favorite VH Album
ou812, VH II - Favorite VH Song
Cabo Wabo, Light up the Sky - Last Online
07.11.07 @ 11:15 AM - Likes (Given)
- 0
- Likes (Received)
- 0
- Thanks (Given)
- 0
- Thanks (Received)
- 0
god he is a fucking retard just like anyone else that does drugs, what a moron
Rice Burner
1.The ability to "trick out" your moms civic with high end parts from the automotive section in your local SUPERwal-mart. (watch out for those falling prices!)
2.Any low end "import" with a foldgers coffee can for a muffler...(the best part of waking up...is foldgers in your cup!)
3.Usually your average 4 cylinder, front wheel drive car with a park bench for a "spoiler"
-
04.03.07, 09:32 PM #5Baluchitherium
- Join Date
- 06.05.03
- Location
- Southern California
- Posts
- 27,214
- Posts Per Day
- 3.47
- Last Online
Today @ 07:58 AM - Likes (Given)
- 1717
- Likes (Received)
- 4389
- Thanks (Given)
- 1306
- Thanks (Received)
- 4442
Looks like this April Fool's joke by Keith took a couple days to hit the newswire...
http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/155...g_stones.jhtml
-
04.03.07, 10:05 PM #6Hot For Teacher
- Join Date
- 11.05.06
- Location
- there's a sleepy town
- Posts
- 11,072
- Posts Per Day
- 1.68
- Favorite VH Album
fair warning/ 5150 - Favorite VH Song
happy trails/ dreams - Last Online
11.24.24 @ 07:28 AM - Likes (Given)
- 1
- Likes (Received)
- 775
- Thanks (Given)
- 4
- Thanks (Received)
- 2043
Achievements:
So Ozzy snorting Tommy Lee's urine is still the leader in the most bizzare shit a rocker has snorted.
Utilize. Improvise. Adapt. Overcome.
I love coffee and sarcasm.
RJD \m/
-
04.03.07, 10:20 PM #7no stinkin click!
- Join Date
- 05.27.02
- Location
- canada
- Posts
- 7,763
- Posts Per Day
- 0.94
- Favorite VH Album
all - Favorite VH Song
strung out.... - Last Online
10.15.20 @ 11:51 PM - Likes (Given)
- 0
- Likes (Received)
- 8
- Thanks (Given)
- 0
- Thanks (Received)
- 9
Achievements:
LOL...I don't think so....
-
04.03.07, 11:15 PM #8Everybody Wants Some!!
- Join Date
- 03.08.04
- Location
- Secret Witness Protection Location
- Posts
- 32,232
- Posts Per Day
- 4.26
- Favorite VH Album
Anything Mike played on - Favorite VH Song
Anything Mike played on - Last Online
10.31.21 @ 09:15 PM - Likes (Given)
- 446
- Likes (Received)
- 308
- Thanks (Given)
- 110
- Thanks (Received)
- 88
Achievements:
Well, jokes on me....I bought it.
I mean seriously - does anyone really find the idea that shocking? It's Keith fuckin RICHARDS!!!LowLifeFlatHeadScum
lowlifeflatheadscum@yahoo.com
ibenderguitars.com - Official Sponsor of K-SCUM Radio
The K-SCUM RADIO Host page... Recent and Some Archived Past Shows
-
04.03.07, 11:16 PM #9no stinkin click!
- Join Date
- 05.27.02
- Location
- canada
- Posts
- 7,763
- Posts Per Day
- 0.94
- Favorite VH Album
all - Favorite VH Song
strung out.... - Last Online
10.15.20 @ 11:51 PM - Likes (Given)
- 0
- Likes (Received)
- 8
- Thanks (Given)
- 0
- Thanks (Received)
- 9
Achievements:
I still believe it.....and I think he snorted his Grandma too....
-
04.03.07, 11:17 PM #10Everybody Wants Some!!
- Join Date
- 03.08.04
- Location
- Secret Witness Protection Location
- Posts
- 32,232
- Posts Per Day
- 4.26
- Favorite VH Album
Anything Mike played on - Favorite VH Song
Anything Mike played on - Last Online
10.31.21 @ 09:15 PM - Likes (Given)
- 446
- Likes (Received)
- 308
- Thanks (Given)
- 110
- Thanks (Received)
- 88
Achievements:
Um, there's very likely a large population of maniacs lined up to snort Keith's ashes. Sleep tight with that thought.
LowLifeFlatHeadScum
lowlifeflatheadscum@yahoo.com
ibenderguitars.com - Official Sponsor of K-SCUM Radio
The K-SCUM RADIO Host page... Recent and Some Archived Past Shows
-
04.03.07, 11:26 PM #11no stinkin click!
- Join Date
- 05.27.02
- Location
- canada
- Posts
- 7,763
- Posts Per Day
- 0.94
- Favorite VH Album
all - Favorite VH Song
strung out.... - Last Online
10.15.20 @ 11:51 PM - Likes (Given)
- 0
- Likes (Received)
- 8
- Thanks (Given)
- 0
- Thanks (Received)
- 9
Achievements:
Lol......
-
04.04.07, 12:18 AM #12Somebody Get Me A Doctor
- Join Date
- 01.26.00
- Age
- 58
- Location
- The Mighty Pacific Northwest
- Posts
- 7,807
- Posts Per Day
- 0.86
- Favorite VH Album
All 6 of em!! - Favorite VH Song
Unchained - Last Online
08.09.23 @ 11:31 AM - Likes (Given)
- 0
- Likes (Received)
- 1
- Thanks (Given)
- 0
- Thanks (Received)
- 3
I snort Dad to keep me Happy......
Eat Us And Smile
Welcome back, Van HALEN!!!!
...It's the BAND and Dave is really the cat that can front VH. He sang his ASS off and was really cool. No cheese here guys, this is filet Mignon! - Steve Lukather's comment after witnessing a Van HALEN 2007 rehearsal
"What then is this bleating of sheep in my ears?"- 1 Samuel 15:14
-
04.04.07, 01:39 AM #13Take Your Whiskey Home
- Join Date
- 03.26.04
- Age
- 54
- Location
- Texas
- Posts
- 5,203
- Posts Per Day
- 0.69
- Favorite VH Album
F.U.C.K. - Favorite VH Song
judgement day/ me wise magic - Last Online
05.20.24 @ 05:51 AM - Likes (Given)
- 1
- Likes (Received)
- 23
- Thanks (Given)
- 1
- Thanks (Received)
- 20
Achievements:
keith is such a healthy shade of ...death...
Originally Posted by muffdiver
..
like denis leary once said, " we cant do anymore drugs, cause keith richards did em all! were waiting for him to die so we can smoke HIS ashes!"""""\//-/""""
The Marines I have seen around the world have the cleanest bodies, the filthiest minds, the highest morale, and the lowest morals of any group of animals I have ever seen. Thank God for the United States Marine Corps!
www.myspace.com/mikesisca
"If ladies want Valentines Day so bad either make Superbowl Sunday an actual holiday or give guys Steak and Blowjob Day and we'll call it even." T.RYAN, sharing thoughts on valentine's day.
" SHUT UP, FAGGOT." - Vinnie Velvet, showing off that sharp wit of his.
DIRTY SANCHEZ- It's not just for breakfast anymore!
“ Originally posted by FORD
History tells us that oppressive nations build walls to keep people IN, not out.
(See "Berlin Wall" and "Likud Israel" for examples) ” FORD- when i told him i'd build a wall between the US and Mexico.
then ill build it from the mexican side. -my reply.
-
04.04.07, 04:15 AM #14Take Your Whiskey Home
- Join Date
- 09.15.06
- Age
- 49
- Location
- Minneapolis
- Posts
- 6,568
- Posts Per Day
- 0.99
- Last Online
07.04.16 @ 09:03 PM - Likes (Given)
- 0
- Likes (Received)
- 3
- Thanks (Given)
- 0
- Thanks (Received)
- 1
Dude, I read it on CNN.com and went right away to post it here. It didn't strike me as crazy because... it's Keith fucking Richards! Originally Posted by LowLifeFlatHeadScum
Fucking news journalists are so goddamn desperate to get the story up before the other nine million news companies, there is NO fucking cross-checking and verification anymore.
News for profit = bullshit.
-
04.04.07, 04:16 AM #15Take Your Whiskey Home
- Join Date
- 09.15.06
- Age
- 49
- Location
- Minneapolis
- Posts
- 6,568
- Posts Per Day
- 0.99
- Last Online
07.04.16 @ 09:03 PM - Likes (Given)
- 0
- Likes (Received)
- 3
- Thanks (Given)
- 0
- Thanks (Received)
- 1
How much will a Keef-skin leather jacket cost me? A million bucks? Two million bucks? Originally Posted by muffdiver
..
Reply With QuoteSimilar Threads
-
Keith Urban
By Fat Tone in forum VH Fans Meeting Place (Music Only)Replies: 32Last Post: 02.11.07, 07:00 AM -
Former Texas Gov., Ann Richards dies
By KT in forum VH Fans Meeting Place (Non-Music)Replies: 6Last Post: 09.14.06, 11:58 AM -
like father like son...
By gently_collapse in forum Guitar RoomReplies: 9Last Post: 06.22.06, 08:07 PM -
Toby Keith:How do you like him now?
By Phatie in forum VH Fans Meeting Place (Music Only)Replies: 5Last Post: 02.13.06, 08:15 PM
Agree with most of this. Plant really just stood there and sang. Same with Daltrey. Morrison didn't know where he was most of the time, he wasn't a great frontman at all, IMO. Not even a great...
New David Lee Roth version of...