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    Keith Richards: 'I snorted my father'

    LONDON - Keith Richards has acknowledged consuming a raft of illegal substances in his time, but this may top them all. In comments published Tuesday, the 63-year-old Rolling Stones guitarist said he had snorted his father's ashes mixed with cocaine.

    "The strangest thing I've tried to snort? My father. I snorted my father," Richards was quoted as saying by British music magazine NME.

    "He was cremated and I couldn't resist grinding him up with a little bit of blow. My dad wouldn't have cared," he said. "... It went down pretty well, and I'm still alive."

    Richards' father, Bert, died in 2002, at 84.

    Richards, one of rock's legendary wild men, told the magazine that his survival was the result of luck, and advised young musicians against trying to emulate him.

    "I did it because that was the way I did it. Now people think it's a way of life," he was quoted as saying.

    "I've no pretensions about immortality," he added. "I'm the same as everyone ... just kind of lucky.

    "I was No. 1 on the `who's likely to die' list for 10 years. I mean, I was really disappointed when I fell off the list," Richards said

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    I just read this and was gonna post it!!

    Dude, that's fucked up! He snorted his dad, and recently too!!

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    god he is a fucking retard just like anyone else that does drugs, what a moron
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    Looks like this April Fool's joke by Keith took a couple days to hit the newswire...

    http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/155...g_stones.jhtml

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    So Ozzy snorting Tommy Lee's urine is still the leader in the most bizzare shit a rocker has snorted.
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    LOL...I don't think so....

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    Well, jokes on me....I bought it.

    I mean seriously - does anyone really find the idea that shocking? It's Keith fuckin RICHARDS!!!
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    I still believe it.....and I think he snorted his Grandma too....

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    Um, there's very likely a large population of maniacs lined up to snort Keith's ashes. Sleep tight with that thought.
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    Lol......

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    I snort Dad to keep me Happy......
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    Quote Originally Posted by muffdiver View Post
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    keith is such a healthy shade of ...death...


    like denis leary once said, " we cant do anymore drugs, cause keith richards did em all! were waiting for him to die so we can smoke HIS ashes!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by LowLifeFlatHeadScum View Post
    Well, jokes on me....I bought it.

    I mean seriously - does anyone really find the idea that shocking? It's Keith fuckin RICHARDS!!!
    Dude, I read it on CNN.com and went right away to post it here. It didn't strike me as crazy because... it's Keith fucking Richards!

    Fucking news journalists are so goddamn desperate to get the story up before the other nine million news companies, there is NO fucking cross-checking and verification anymore.

    News for profit = bullshit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by muffdiver View Post
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