Sammy's "Old Lady" Must've Ridden The Davesicle

[Smokin' 5150]

I loved the Sammy and Dave Show and consider myself a fan of Sammy Hagar (although, Van Hagar was without a doubt the inferior version IN MY OPINION).

But, summer is over and Sammy is still bitching and crying about how bad Dave was to anyone who will listen to him. Dave must have slipped Mrs. Sammy the Davesicle while Sammy, Mikey and Mona were tearing through a bucket of chicken. That is the only reasonable explanation for Sammy's continuing knocks at Dave.

Sammy is like a fat, saggy-breasted woman who can't stop complaining about this guy she hates to anyone within earshot. The first couple of times, it was OK. The next few times, it detracted from the tour. Now, I fully expect to see Sammy and Star Jones crying together on The View. "Boo-hoo-hoo, Dave was mean. Wah-wah-wah, Dave is selfish and an egomaniac."

With all Sammy's cryin', I bet we'll see "Cabo Wabo Kotex" before too long.

For Dave's part, he is a conceited, if not delusional, asshole, but at least he's a gentleman and did not spoil a great tour for the fans by bitching his entire way through it. He did not air his dirty laundry about the tour in public, even though he would have been entirely justified in bitch-slapping Sammy across the stage for the bald jokes and Liberace comments to Page Six.

[SMiLEwBRiAN]

LOL. I can't think of anything to add. [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img]

BRiAN

[Brett]

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