When girls drink too much

[vhrocker]

I got this in my email and I though I would share this. Pretty damn funny!


When girls drink too much............

1. We have absolutely no idea where our purse is.

2. We believe that dancing with our arms overhead and wiggling our butt while yelling "woo-hoo!" is truly the sexiest dance move around.

3. We've suddenly decided that we want to kick someone's ass and honestly believe we could do it too.

4. In our last trip to pee, we realize that we now look more like a homeless hooker than the goddess we were just four hours ago

5. We start crying and telling everyone we see that we love them sooooo much.

6. We get extremely excited and jump up and down every time a new song play's because "oh my god! I love this song!"

7. We've found a deeper/spiritual side to the geek sitting next to us.

8. We've suddenly taken up smoking and become really good at it.

9. We yell at the bartender, who we believe cheated us by giving us just lemonade, but that's just because we can no longer taste the gin.

10. We think we are in bed, but our pillow feels strangely like the kitchen floor (or the mop?)

11. We fail to notice that the toilet lid's down when we sit on it.

12. We take our shoes off because we believe it's their fault that we're having problems walking straight.

[muffdiver]

It forgets to mention that they "fuck like minks" when they're drunk.....

[jimmy812]

For some reason when I saw the title (When Girls Drink Too Much), I was expecting this thread to be different....you know, on the dirty side.

[ZeoBandit]

I was thinking the same thing. This was just as good though! A nice laugh to start the day.

[darthadv]

good stuff!

[graeme]

It forgets to mention that they "fuck like minks" when they're drunk.....

God bless alcohol.

[Wolfgang_'99]

LOL... very funny.

[muffdiver]

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[LLFHS]

I got this in my email and I though I would share this. Pretty damn funny!


When girls drink too much............

1. We have absolutely no idea where our purse is.

2. We believe that dancing with our arms overhead and wiggling our butt while yelling "woo-hoo!" is truly the sexiest dance move around.

3. We've suddenly decided that we want to kick someone's ass and honestly believe we could do it too.

4. In our last trip to pee, we realize that we now look more like a homeless hooker than the goddess we were just four hours ago

5. We start crying and telling everyone we see that we love them sooooo much.

6. We get extremely excited and jump up and down every time a new song play's because "oh my god! I love this song!"

7. We've found a deeper/spiritual side to the geek sitting next to us.

8. We've suddenly taken up smoking and become really good at it.

9. We yell at the bartender, who we believe cheated us by giving us just lemonade, but that's just because we can no longer taste the gin.

10. We think we are in bed, but our pillow feels strangely like the kitchen floor (or the mop?)

11. We fail to notice that the toilet lid's down when we sit on it.

12. We take our shoes off because we believe it's their fault that we're having problems walking straight.

I think I know who sent you this.

[Bullwinkle]

2. We believe that dancing with our arms overhead and wiggling our butt while yelling "woo-hoo!" is truly the sexiest dance move around.


From a guy's perspective, this one isn't too annoying. You drunk girls can keep doing it if you want to.

[steve mcqueen]

Thank God for number seven, or I might never have gotten any

[eden]

addendum to #1:

we can't find our birth control because we can't find our purse.

then we say, "ah, fuck it, it'll be ok".

[LLFHS]

addendum to #1:

we can't find our birth control because we can't find our purse.

then we say, "ah, fuck it, it'll be ok".

Don't be stupid fellas.....wrap that monster up!

[eden]

Don't be stupid fellas.....wrap that monster up!

Heed these words, gentlemen. They come from a seasoned veteran.

[Ryder5150]

It forgets to mention that they "fuck like minks" when they're drunk.....

I was just going to say that .