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    Default Diamond Dave impersonation

    Funny stuff

    'Old Van Halen, when I was in it-classic Van Halen-makes you wanna drink, dance and screw, right? And the new Van Halen encourages you to drink milk, drive a Nissan and have a relationship.' - David Lee Roth.

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    Holy shit, I listened to that twice and I can't believe how good that impersonator is. If you didn't tell me it was a prank I wouldn't have given it a second thought that it was DLR. That's pretty fucked up.


    That was funny as hell....nice find.
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    this guy does a really good dlr... i think he does other guys, too... gene simmons, maybe?
    Runaround... around... around... around... around... around... around... around... around... around... around... around... around... around... around... around... around... around... around... around... around... around... around... around... around... around... around... around... around... around... around... around... around... around... around... around... around... around... around... around... around... around... around... around... around... around... around... around... around... around... around...

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    HaHa. Funny stuff. Great impersonator.

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    Now my keyboard and monitor is covered in coffee........

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    That's Billy Mira. He does drop dead impressions of Ozzy and Robert De Niro. Unbelievable Stuff.
    My man, when you are fantasizing, don't go for attainable, you can get attainable at the local Applebee's. - Dave's Dreidel

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    Funny stuff.

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    Man I wish I knew what club that was here in STL.

    I want to go there and stand outside in my Diamond Dave shirt and tell them I'm waiting to buy the tickets for his upcoming show that I heard about on Howard Stern.

    Of course, I would probably get the crap beaten out of me, but at least I could get a laugh from you fellow Linkers.
    CNN may think my opinion matters, but you shouldn't.

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    LOL! Spot-on! Great stuff, right heeer, I saaay...LOL!
    "20 minutes (late to work)? Shit. Last year I woke up three weeks too late.
    My advice is to go for the alien abduction story. Look bemused, dishevelled and on the verge of tears as you recount your story of intrusive and degrading medical tests.
    Worked for me anyway. I still have colleagues asking me what it is like to fuck a green womanoid with seventeen breasts.
    Alternatively just walk in and inform everyone that alcoholism is indeed a disease and that they should be less judgemental and perhaps a little more supportive."
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