32 Things You Can Do with Beer

[vhrocker]

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MMMMMMMM.......Beer!!!

[muffdiver]

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[smithjc]

Wow change that sucker to Michelob and we're all set at my office.

[WinterlessIceness]

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MMMMMMMM.......Beer!!!

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[ZeoBandit]

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OH HELL YEAH!!!!!

[InTheBeginning]

They forgot the power of beer to make a not-so-good looking lady a hot date! Let's do this bottle right. Oh, oh, baby, bottoms up.

(An)2 x d(S + 1)

β = ---------------------

√L x (Vo)2

where:
An is the number of servings of alcohol
S is the smokiness of the area on a scale of 0 - 10
L is the lighting level of the area, measured in candelas per square meter, in which 150 is normal room lightning
Vo is Snellen visual acuity, in which 6/6 is normal and 6/12 is the lower limit at which someone is able to drive
d is the distance between the observer and the observed, measured in meters

The formula works out a "beer goggle" score ranging from 1 to 100+.
When β = 1, the observer is perceiving the same degree of beauty he or she would perceive in a sober state. At 100+, everybody in the room is a perfect 10