The "Man Law" thread

[BREW CREW]

There is a radio station in my area that has "commercials" about things that men absolutely shouldn't do. They call them "Man Laws". Some of the Man Laws that the listeners call in about are absolutely hilarious yet completely true to follow. I thought we could post one "Man Law" at a time to make a Linkers Man Law list.

For example, OLO mentioned in Sharks Baby Shark thread about not going to the baby shower. That could be considered a Man Law.

Both Men and Women are welcome to post!! Some of the ones from women are great!!!

I'll start out with: Two men should NEVER share an umbrella...no matter the circumstance.

[Rovus]

A man should NEVER borrow one's underwear, although female underwear can be considered an exception.

[sisca]

no man shall ever discuss his "manscaping" with another man.


no man shall ever, EVER order a salad as the main course of his meal.

[Icecream-man]

Here's one

It could either be called "Mighty Wing-Man" or "Jumping on the Grenade"

Scenerio: You and your buddy are out bar hopping...sitting back putting out the vibe...Your buddy spots some top-tier talent, i'm talking franchise player, he goes in for the kill...but wait...Oh no she's got a friend...and she's 3 bills if she's a lbs...what do you do?

Man Law: When your buddy is romancing the opposite sex and she has a "friend" with her, your job is to entertain said friend for: the entirety of the evening...until your friend gets a number...your friend gets smacked in the face...or until he wises up and realizes there are other skan...ah females out there

I can't even begin to tell you how important the "Wing-Man" is...it is the basis of any friendship...it is the building block and the ethical cornerstone of any night out...its importance cannot be overstated

[muffdiver]

I once had a guy tell me I smelled nice while I was about to tee off in a golf tourney.....I turned around and shook my fukin head at him.



There's a man law...Never ever tell a guy he smells nice....

[seenbad]

A man should NEVER borrow one's underwear, although female underwear can be considered an exception.

Um, I think you may need to read more laws before posting them yourself.

This is NOT man law!!

My god man...

[Rovus]

Um, I think you may need to read more laws before posting them yourself.

This is NOT man law!!

My god man...

Fair enough.

[onefootoutthedoor]

Um, I think you may need to read more laws before posting them yourself.

This is NOT man law!!

My god man...

Even if they belong to the nanny seen?

[seenbad]

Even if they belong to the nanny seen?

There are also bi-laws to the man laws.

[Icecream-man]

"Hot Sister"

Scenario: Your friend's sister has finally blossomed into a fine young woman (with a juicy ass and monster norks) do you make a move...

Man Law: Under no circumstances do you date, have sex with, hit on, talk to directly, look at with any longing/desire, or even think about your friends sister.
{Exception: Unless she is REALLY REALLY REALLY FUCKING HOT then said Man Law is subject to reinterpretation]

[Bob_R]

No man shall hit another man in the balls unless it is a life or death situation.

HaHa! Someone tell Eddie Van Halen.

At least he warned Roth and suggested he wear a cup.

[Bob_R]

http://www.manlaws.com/

[sisca]

"Hot Sister"

Scenario: Your friend's sister has finally blossomed into a fine young woman (with a juicy ass and monster norks) do you make a move...

Man Law: Under no circumstances do you date, have sex with, hit on, talk to directly, look at with any longing/desire, or even think about your friends sister.
{Exception: Unless she is REALLY REALLY REALLY FUCKING HOT then said Man Law is subject to reinterpretation]

i got with a friends sister. she was hot. he didnt care.

[Darkstar]

No man should EVER drink goofy, fruity flavored coffee!!

[Viking]

No man shall ever take a peek at another man's penis while urinating in a public place.