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    EVH- Extreme Makeover Possible?

    Do you think while they're trying to clean Ed's messed up brain they might be able to clean up his exterior. I mean when I think of the cool image of VH, and perhaps a triumphant return, Imminent Death on stage doesn't quite fit.

    I realize even the best makeover artists in Beverly Hills may not be able to take 20 years off, but how about 10?

    Think they'll need George Lucas?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Otis5150 View Post
    There's 30 seconds of my life that I'll never get back....
    Sorry Otis, I suppose it's a dumb fucking topic. Just thinking out loud I guess. Wondered if the promoters looked at him and said, "uh Ed you look like Gollum (as so many have observed) these days, you expect us to be able to market your scary ass?"

    Also tired already of the HOF topic.
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    Keef has looked liked his face would cave in for years.. in fact I pity any make-up artist that has to fill those crevises.. I doubt at this stage in his life Eddie really cares about how he looks..
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    Quote Originally Posted by stilleddiesangel View Post
    Keef has looked liked his face would cave in for years.. in fact I pity any make-up artist that has to fill those crevises.. I doubt at this stage in his life Eddie really cares about how he looks..
    You're right. I'm sure that Ed doesn't give a rats ass what he looks like. He doesn't seem to give a shit about anything anymore though. But you know how important a cool VH image is to Dave. He's gotta look at Ed and really be bummed that it took so long to work together again. If they are in fact still gonna try to work together. ???
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    The only face Dave will care about is the ones on those dollar bills. I heard that whilst the tour was due to go ahead, MOR Donington were hoping to bring them back.. the first time since 1984.... they couldnt justify the cost of them!! The amount they wanted was MASSIVE!
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    Quote Originally Posted by stilleddiesangel View Post
    The only face Dave will care about is the ones on those dollar bills. I heard that whilst the tour was due to go ahead, MOR Donington were hoping to bring them back.. the first time since 1984.... they couldnt justify the cost of them!! The amount they wanted was MASSIVE!
    Well I think Dave thinks a cool or good lookin image sells better, not really so much about pure vanity. Although of course DLR has no shortage of vanity either.

    That MOR story wouldn't surprise me. I think a reunited VH might believe they are still as big as they were in 84 or something. As a businessman, I could see a promoter going, "well boys not really, you guys have pissed a lot of your fan base off over the years, and you look like a bunch of old fucks, and you bitch and moan like a bunch of old broads."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pip-VH-Lifer View Post
    Well I think Dave thinks a cool or good lookin image sells better, not really so much about pure vanity. Although of course DLR has no shortage of vanity either.

    That MOR story wouldn't surprise me. I think a reunited VH might believe they are still as big as they were in 84 or something. As a businessman, I could see a promoter going, "well boys not really, you guys have pissed a lot of your fan base off over the years, and you look like a bunch of old fucks, and you bitch and moan like a bunch of old broads."
    marketed the right way, they can really still cash in, despite all that... ticket sales for the police and genesis prove that looks (sting aside, who's kept himself in shape) have nothing to do with tour sales... motley crue were able to have a very successful arena tour in the u.s. in '05... there's no reason that VH can't do AT LEAST that...
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    This ranks as one of the dumbest threads I have ever read on the links.

    Who gives a fuck what Eddie looks like and how does it affect us?

    I'd rather have a happy and healthy Eddie cranking out tunes than worry about him looking GQ.

    Fuck this dumb as thread!

    Someone please close this worthless fucker up!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by arcticwolf64 View Post
    This ranks as one of the dumbest threads I have ever read on the links.

    Who gives a fuck what Eddie looks like and how does it affect us?

    I'd rather have a happy and healthy Eddie cranking out tunes than worry about him looking GQ.

    Fuck this dumb as thread!

    Someone please close this worthless fucker up!!

    LMAO!

    Happy to contribute, before going back to my real life!

    Just blows my mind that Keith Richards looks and talks better than EVH! Sucks to be missing most of your tongue I guess. Light up another Ed, you dumb fuck.

    Healthy and happy sure, I'd be real happy to see that, as would any die hard. I'm talking about promoters being able to sell to the masses though, so they can re-coup their investment. Just wondering if they'll need to spray paint his ass or something. It's show biz baby. Anyway, like Dave always said "it's not whether you win or lose, it's how good you looked!"

    Oh and I get it...GQ= short hair... grow up
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    Sam, Dave,Gary... who cares. its all about what makes you feel good.

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    Ed is not nearly as incoherent as Keith....I saw an interview last week of Keith from a few yrs. ago....And I couldn't understand anything barely...


    Went like this..." Ya, back uh snug snug I..,Haha..No,no,slerious,..I vlamped snide on uh, burritnist akleep flogging contatanse in uh,uh,Canada,so I flip a flop,ya man...was very very cuppity fleck fleck....But yeah,(sniff,sniff),saleets flum...Good Times,ahh"


    I never laughed so fuking hard,....Seriously....

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    Ed doesn't need a Hollywood makeover to take 20 years off of his life, he needs a successful stint in rehab to add 30 or 40 more to it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by muffdiver View Post
    Ed is not nearly as incoherent as Keith....I saw an interview last week of Keith from a few yrs. ago....And I couldn't understand anything barely...


    Went like this..." Ya, back uh snug snug I..,Haha..No,no,slerious,..I vlamped snide on uh, burritnist akleep flogging contatanse in uh,uh,Canada,so I flip a flop,ya man...was very very cuppity fleck fleck....But yeah,(sniff,sniff),saleets flum...Good Times,ahh"


    I never laughed so fuking hard,....Seriously....

    LOL...I think I saw that one!

    The other night at the HOF, he surprised me though.

    And back to Eddie being healthy, looking outwardly healthy would be cool too. I mean at this point, if I bought a ticket in May for a September concert, I'd be afraid Ed may not still be walking this planet. Can you imagine a promoter's jitters, after they have fronted some real coin. That's among all the other well documented risks associated with VH.

    BTW, a lot of this is tongue in cheek, so to speak...lol
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