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03.05.07, 02:23 PM #1Hang 'Em High
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dice makin a comeback
haha
anyone see this on vh1?
i hope he comes back. he's fuckin funny, end of story"you can't change JMJ, it's legendary"- Brett Norton 9/24/07
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03.05.07, 02:25 PM #2I'm The One
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how many comebacks is he going to make? hickory dickory dock... your moms was sucking my c-...
hey, i'm over here now.................................. now i'm over here.............
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03.05.07, 02:30 PM #35150
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Yeah I was watchin that last night. I didn't use to like him but I do now. He seems to have melowed a bit. Funny guy.
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03.05.07, 02:36 PM #4The Full Bug
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Dice is back?
Un-fuckin-bahleevable.
Actually I knew, that dude is still as funny as he ever was.No president puts joy in my life, but Van Halen puts joy in my ears.
Never pet a burning dog.
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03.05.07, 02:37 PM #5Hot For Teacher
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Yeah he needs to work on his act (he wasn't that funny last night) if he's going to fill Giants Stadium (that's his ultimate goal). He probably could if he opened for the Police.
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03.05.07, 03:42 PM #6I'm The One
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GIANTS STADIUM?!?!?
Originally Posted by bsbll4
NOW THAT'S FUNNY!!!
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03.05.07, 04:41 PM #7Top Of The World
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he was funny
then he was bitter and pissy
then he was wierd
then he was funny
then he faded awayI SURVIVED TEXAS LINKERS WEEKEND I, II, III, IV and VI and VII.barely made it to VIII time to slow down
I musta had a broken middle finger for V
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03.05.07, 04:45 PM #8The Full Bug
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I saw the show yesterday, it was pretty good.
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03.05.07, 04:47 PM #9Eruption
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There was an old woman, who lived in a shoe,
she had so many kids, the Doc told her not to screw....................
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03.05.07, 04:52 PM #10The Full Bug
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Rub a dub dub, three men in a tub,
Faggots have threesomes too, SO WHAT!
Little Miss Muffet, sat on her tuffet, eating her curds and whey.
Along came a spider, he sat down beside her and he said,
"HEY, what's in the bowl BITCH!?""Rehab is for Quitters"
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03.05.07, 06:33 PM #11The Full Bug
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Dice is NOT funny.
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03.05.07, 07:51 PM #12Niners Fan!
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Those jokes were lame back in the day...He DOES have new material, yes?
Can't stop...addicted to the shindig...
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03.05.07, 08:11 PM #13The Full Bug
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The nursery rhymes are classic. They only take up about a 5 minute portion of his act, so I'm assuming the rest will be made up of new material.
"Rehab is for Quitters"
"It is not possible to have life after death since death is the end of life." -OV
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03.05.07, 08:12 PM #14I'm The One
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not much... i have a copy of a comedy cd of his that came out in the last 5 years or so... same shtick, same jokes... luckily i got that cd for next to nothing... Originally Posted by SactoFan
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03.05.07, 09:20 PM #15I'm The One
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Dice is one of a kind. One week in 91 or so I saw him and Van Halen in the same week. Some dude at the Dice show had a VH logo shaved in the side of his head (remember when people did that shit.) The Day the Laughter Died is the greatest comedy cd I've ever heard.
...AND ON THE SEVENTH DAY, GOD CREATED VAN HALEN
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