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03.02.07, 06:44 PM #1
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Inside Scoop on Velvet Revolver and the VH induction
3-2-07
In what has become the strangest scenario surrounding the induction of a band into the RRHOF, it was announced today that Velvet Revolver has replaced Kid Rock to perform for and induct legendary rock band Van Halen on March 12th in Cleveland OH.
The strange saga began when Van Halen’s enigmatic guitar genius Eddie Van Halen called RRHOF officials requesting that Kid Rock be removed from doing the honors. Inside sources claim the Van Halen was livid after finding out that Kid Rock had presented Hank Williams Jr. with a CMA Visionary award last year. “You can’t play in two different bands and you can’t present two different artists” Van Halen told RRHOF officials. Sources say Van Halen then requested adult film star Peter North be allowed to induct his band. Van Halen was quoted as saying that “Peter North is the DeNiro of porn, it’ll be perfect.”
After having his request denied, Van Halen threatened not to attend at all, but was persuaded to reconsider.
When asked to comment on the situation, Kid Rock would only say that “He was a great admirer of North’s work as well”, and could “understand why Eddie would want him to do the honors”.
It’s not known what Eddie’s feelings regarding Velvet Revolver are, but guitarist Slash was quoted as saying “Who knows what the hell will happen. It’s Van Halen, and you better believe I’ll be wearing a cup.”
Just thought we could all use a laugh after the roller coaster ride the last few weeks. Just a little idea I had. Hope everyone enjoys my little joke."Your right little girl. If women ruled the world there wouldn't be any more war; all the countries would just nag each other to death"
Archie Bunker
"Any man who wouldn't cheat for a poke, don't want one bad enough"
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03.02.07, 06:46 PM #2
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i think this is thread # 4 on this. today.
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03.02.07, 06:47 PM #3
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weeeeeeee freee post prior to shut down .....
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03.02.07, 06:53 PM #4
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"Your right little girl. If women ruled the world there wouldn't be any more war; all the countries would just nag each other to death"
Archie Bunker
"Any man who wouldn't cheat for a poke, don't want one bad enough"
Captain Augustus McCrae in "Lonesome Dove"
"He has erected a Multitude of new Offices, and sent hither Swarms of Officers to harrass our People, and eat out their Substance." - The Declaration of Independence
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03.02.07, 06:57 PM #5
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Maybe there should be a "mock" news / press release thread.
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Hey, I thought it was funny. It's one thing for Ed to take himself too seriously; you would think that the rest of us would know better. Thanks for the laugh, VH_VAREB.
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"Your right little girl. If women ruled the world there wouldn't be any more war; all the countries would just nag each other to death"
Archie Bunker
"Any man who wouldn't cheat for a poke, don't want one bad enough"
Captain Augustus McCrae in "Lonesome Dove"
"He has erected a Multitude of new Offices, and sent hither Swarms of Officers to harrass our People, and eat out their Substance." - The Declaration of Independence
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I got a kick out of it. I thought it was real for the first few lines. Hahah.
Any good joke is grounded in some truth, and there was plenty of that.
Hell, Ed will probably have not only Janie, but Michael Ninn with him at his table. Thats what its come to, folks!
Honestly, I'm glad Ed is going though. Porn buddies or no, he deserves to go there and see for himself that all five VH members/former members will see appreciation. Maybe it will help turn the page to some improvement.
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Not less then 45 seconds ago I took a crap. Afterwards I ran into a friend right outside the bathroom, he stated that THIS forum had just given birth to the gayest post we will see this year. Because of his obesity and questionable hygiene I remained skeptical, I realize now that was a mistake.
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"Your right little girl. If women ruled the world there wouldn't be any more war; all the countries would just nag each other to death"
Archie Bunker
"Any man who wouldn't cheat for a poke, don't want one bad enough"
Captain Augustus McCrae in "Lonesome Dove"
"He has erected a Multitude of new Offices, and sent hither Swarms of Officers to harrass our People, and eat out their Substance." - The Declaration of Independence
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Nah, it was actually pretty good im just being a dick. I posted a hilarious piece a few months back in the "Will Van Halen Play Arena's or Stadiums" thread (or something like that). It was pure comedy gold (
) yet nobody expressed their appreciation. So from now on im pooping on anyones comedy posts, unless their REALLY funny.
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